Halle Berry is single...! - Democratic Underground

imax2268

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Thu Oct-02-03 12:22 AM
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Halle Berry is single...!

Here I am Halle...USE ME...ABUSE ME...do whatever you want...I'll be your slave...:evilgrin:

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Zhade

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Thu Oct-02-03 12:24 AM
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1. Not for long!

Edited on Thu Oct-02-03 12:24 AM by Zhade

*straightens collar, checks mirror, strolls to the door*

(EDIT: *learns to spell*)

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maveric

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Thu Oct-02-03 12:29 AM
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2. She could put a spiked collar around my neck and walk me naked...

through Central Park!

I"M NOT WORTHY!!!

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maggrwaggr

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Thu Oct-02-03 12:35 AM
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3. be careful what you wish for. I hear she's a real nut case

as in psycho.

This from people who have worked with her

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maveric

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Thu Oct-02-03 12:40 AM
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4. She can "Bring it On!"

:evilgrin:

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laconicsax

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Thu Oct-02-03 01:41 AM
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13. Speaking of which

Who the hell cares about Halle Berry when Eliza Dushku is still single?

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imax2268

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Thu Oct-02-03 03:07 AM
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15. GOOD POINT...!

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imax2268

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Thu Oct-02-03 12:44 AM
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6. That's ok...

she can go nutty all over me...I don't have a problem with it...!!!!

SHE'S MINE I TELL YOU...MINE...!

:hi: Hi Halle...I'm here waiting for you...!!!

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BiggJawn

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Thu Oct-02-03 07:53 AM
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18. Can't be any worse than what I've already been with...

I wanna be her Billy-Bob....

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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

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Thu Oct-02-03 12:43 AM
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5. Yeah. What makes you think you have a chance?

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Birthmark

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Thu Oct-02-03 12:48 AM
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7. Now, I have a chance!

If she happens to pass out near me. Sorry, I had an Ahhhnold moment there. Really, I'm sorry.

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BigMcLargehuge

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Thu Oct-02-03 12:49 AM
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8. link to story below

http://entertainment.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=136028

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angee_is_mad

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Thu Oct-02-03 12:53 AM
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9. so is Warren?

So, does this mean that Warren Beatty is now single? No wonder we haven't heard a peek out of him about the recall. And yeah, she is a nutcase!

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10digits

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Thu Oct-02-03 12:59 AM
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10. Never heard of her.

but then there might be a movie star lurking in my neigborhood.

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Susang

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Thu Oct-02-03 01:18 AM
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11. I thought she was married to Eric Bonet

Did they break up? I know he was being treated for sexual addiction. It's hard for me to understand why anyone would want to cheat on Halle Berry. :shrug:

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noiretextatique

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Thu Oct-02-03 06:15 PM
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20. after two years of marriage..it's over

Edited on Thu Oct-02-03 06:15 PM by noiretblu

too bad halle is so into men who treat her badly...she should consider switching teams :D

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neuvocat

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Thu Oct-02-03 01:36 AM
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12. I got all of you beat.

I let her know that I couldn't care less if she lives or dies. Evidently she's into men who don't need her.

She'll be kicking and clawing at my door any minute, I'm sure.

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Alex88

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Thu Oct-02-03 02:53 AM
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14. .

Edited on Thu Oct-02-03 02:57 AM by Alex88

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imax2268

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Thu Oct-02-03 03:09 AM
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16. well said Alex

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Alex88

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Thu Oct-02-03 06:51 AM
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17. Was really being light

Edited on Thu Oct-02-03 06:55 AM by Alex88

The edit was delayed

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regnaD kciN

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Thu Oct-02-03 05:58 PM
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19. Oh, I'm sure that there are already a lot of guys...

...ready and willing to "make her feel good."

:evilgrin:

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