I'm Condoleezza Rice, Ask me anything

As long as it's not to difficult and I can avoid actually answering your question. Also, I have no opinion of my own, so all of your questions could really be answered by my hus---, sorry, by the President.

You are mistaken. Terror! 9/11!

You know -- his you-know-what.

We must forge ahead

is it?

I bet she's whistling "Let the eagle soar!"

So, like Barbara Boxer, mostly I'm just going to criticize you, you stupid, incapable, intolerable weed.

The president has made it clear that I am better than you

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I mean, with 1300 dead Americans because of your husb-I mean, pResident Dumbass's personal vendetta, I'd think you had a LITTLE insomnia.

look like Lauren Hutton?

We are trying to frighten the American public and the gap helps us achieve that.

George Bush, do you CENSORED?

very closly together to protect the United States. If this means that I must be with him every hour of the day, that is a sacrifice I am willing to make for my hus, er, for the president.

lie back and think of America!

Are you Mormon, or is Pickles actually an android? Or was their original marriage solely of historical interest?

Not some stupid bitch whose ass I could kick all the way back to Texas and the greatest man our great nation has ever had the honor to serve as president.

kick a field goal:shrug:

So, I am reporting you to Homeland Security.

You've seen it when he takes his shirt off and shows his man-boobs.