The Anal Probe of all CAPTIONS!!! - Democratic Underground

skip fox

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Thu Oct-02-03 01:24 PM
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The Anal Probe of all CAPTIONS!!!

Edited on Thu Oct-02-03 01:35 PM by skip fox

W. is "thinking": "Wow. These guys tell me that up in space is just like in a sub. A whole bunch of people squished together with no privacy and always needing a shower and with stale breath bumping into each other all over. Boy, do I really want to go up into space, or what? That would be great! . . . wonder if they'd mind if we all held hands? Hmmm. . . ."

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LTR

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Thu Oct-02-03 01:31 PM
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1. The men in the blue suits are finally taking him away! (nt)

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cosmicdot

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Thu Oct-02-03 01:32 PM
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2. W is wondering: how would I look in orange?

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Thu Oct-02-03 01:43 PM
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3. w*: "Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. O'Keefe, my fellow astronauts....

As you know, for NASA, space is still a high priority. And that is why, with the help of tax cuts for the rich, and a soaring national deficit, I will be putting a lot of space into the NASA budget. I've said this before, it's time for the human race to enter the solar system. And what a great system it is."

BTW - The second guy from the left is Ken Bowersox, who's nickname at NASA is Sox. So it looks like Sox is back in the Oval Office.

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skip fox

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Thu Oct-02-03 04:31 PM
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4. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick:

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myomy

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Thu Oct-02-03 04:54 PM
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5. Damn, I left my flight suit on the plane.

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Thu Oct-02-03 06:14 PM
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6. well, NASA can't afford to lose 7 Astronauts at a time, so

we are only sending 3 up this time.

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