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Edited on Fri Jan-21-05 02:00 AM by Spider Jerusalem
1997 or thereabouts. I was visiting my cousin J. in Athens, GA for the weekend. We went out with another acquaintance, S., and headed for the bars on Broad Street.
Before we got there, we took the acid we'd gotten for the evening...2 hits apiece for them, and 3 for me, since we had one extra and I volunteered to pay the difference. Get to the bar, settle in, do some drinking in a back room with Day-Glo painted walls and a blacklite and wait for the acid to come on. After about an hour or so, we're pretty well up....the people in the main barroom are leaving 30-foot trails.
Along about then, J. and S. decide they want to go out to the country. Someplace called "the Shoals". S. claimed to know where it was, so J. drove where he was told, until S. says "Yo, man...I think that's it up there."
J. slows down, puts on his signal, and when the road sign is readable, S. says "No, that's not it...okay, we'll try the next one."
Well, it wasn't the next one, either. Or the next.
"It's gotta be this next one", says S.
It's not. And as J. is speeding back up, there's a flash of blue light from behind. A cop. Who apparently found all of our slowing, not turning, etc., suspicious.
I'm carrying some Klonopin and Vicodin I don't have a prescription for in one pocket...one quick gulp takes care of it.
J. is VERY nervous. He doesn't have his driver's license. He was, in fact, arrested less than a year earlier for driving under the influence, and is driving on the ticket issued him in lieu of his license while awaiting trial.
The officer senses something off...maybe scents the liquor on J.'s breath...and gets ALL of us to step out of the vehicle.
J. is Breathalysed while S. and I watch. His BAC? 0.14%. 0.06% above the cutoff. Meanwhile, I'm standing there, trying to keep from losing my mind, as there are seriously disturbing things going on in the rotating blue lights atop the cruiser AND I have to concentrate on looking nonchalant.
The cop is, apparently, not a hardass. He knows another DUI arrest will probably send J. off to jail for a while, and he IS a college student. The cop weighs this in his mind, and apparently reaches a decision.
"Can either of you drive this car back to Athens?" he asks.
Foolishly, I step forward and say "I can!"
So I get to blow into the little plastic tube. And my BAC is either 0.12 or 0.13%. Plus I'm on more acid than either of them, which the cop DOESN'T know...along with the stuff I swallowed.
The cop confers with his partner; we wait. Finally, he walks over, hands me the keys, and says "I want you to drive this vehicle STRAIGHT back to Athens. Do NOT go ANYWHERE else."
"Yes, officer", I say, and we get in the car. I have no memory of the drive back...40 or 50 miles, drunk, with a head full of LSD, Vicodin, and Klonopin...I'm lucky I got us back in one piece.
And THAT is the stupidest thing I've ever done while drunk. Ah, youth.
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