i Like these ACLU peopLe

Supports

Legalized Child Pornography
Legalized Drugs
Tax Exemptions for Satanists
Legalized Prostitution
Abortion on Demand Medical Safety Reporting
Mandatory Sex Education
Ideological Tests for Court Appointees
Automatic Entitled Probation
Public Demonstrations by Nazis and Communists
Legalized Polygamy
Busing

Opposes

Legalized Optional School Prayer
Sobriety Checkpoints
Tax Exemptions for Churches
Religious Displays in Public
Medical Safety Reporting
Parental Consent Laws
School Vouchers and Home Schooling
Government Ethics Committees
Prison Terms for Criminal Offenses
Public Demonstrations for Direct Action by Pro-lifers
Teaching "Monogamous Heterosexual Intercourse within Marriage" in Public Schools

it's the massachusetts' bastardized version of this common chainmaiL (their site aLso incorporates the "woLf" image that dubya used so weLL).
http://www.reclaimamerica.org/Pages/ACLU/Policy.html

I should throw a few dollars their way.

attacks on christians, and support for women? those monsters!!!

can't understand the difference between a religious display in public and a religious display on publically owned grounds.

it's just claim America. Satanists? Oh my goodness - people who worship the devil right? Nevermind that AFIK they are actually closer to secular humanists than actual "worshippers".

What a bunch of loons. It's just the idea of a "devil" that cracks me up, and the fact that they believe in it that is even funnier.

don't you think that if he was all that powerful he would be popping up everywhere on talk shows, investing in the stock market with really LONG positions, eating virgins alive, randomly popping into trendy discos in a blaze of flame and brimstone and in general doing all kinds of things to increase his power base with really cool parlor tricks?

I mean, just because jeebus ran off after we humilified and crucified him and decided to ignore humanity for the past 2000 years, doncha think the devil would have maybe stepped in and put in a few memorable appearances while the cat was away?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh these people make me crazy!!

distort them and place them out of context. "Legalized child pornography"? Shyaah. As for public demonstrations by Nazis and communists, notice the Klan is conspicuously missing.

what they REALLY are saying with this list...

Supports

Legalized Child Pornography we prefer to keep it illegal so the good old boys can control the flow
Legalized Drugs reefer madness!!! reefer madness!!! oxycontin!!! reee...hey, wait a minute...
Tax Exemptions for Satanists caint have them satanists not paying their fair share!
Legalized Prostitution we want to keep our wimmin on the streets where they belong and can be abused by pimps instead of regulated by health authorities. We're all for the spread of chlamydia!
Abortion on Demand Medical Safety Reporting I DEMAND you to have an abortion! right now this very instant! oh wait, I have to impregnate you first, sis.
Mandatory Sex Education Up with Ignorance! We don't want anyone knowing more about sex than we do!
Ideological Tests for Court Appointees oh, I thought that said "idiot tests"...never mind
Automatic Entitled Probation We don't want no of them there entitlements!
Public Demonstrations by Nazis and Communists editors note: not really sure why the repukes want to limit themselves along with the communists?
Legalized Polygamy If they leagalize, then EVERYONE is gonna want to do it!
Busing I refuse to sully my racial purity with a transportation conveyance!

Opposes

Legalized Optional School Prayer And we really mean optional. Really, we mean it. We mean get down on your knees right now or we'll hurt you. You get to pick how we hurt you..that's the option
Sobriety Checkpoints Good Lawd! They'z messing with drunk driving! They want to make it legal to drive drunk! er...not real sure on the objection here myself
Tax Exemptions for Churches Yeah! we want to keep our homophobic republican campaigneering churches tax-free!
Religious Displays in Public They want to mess with my paper mache jesus baby! LAWD HEP US!
Medical Safety Reporting ??
Parental Consent Laws I do not want to consent to have my own parents....sleep with me without my permission.
School Vouchers and Home Schooling HOW THE HECK CAN WE undermine the educational system without vouchers? LAWD, keeping people ignorant has just become that much more hardified
Government Ethics Committees yeha! we want to keep the delay-sanctioned ethics bypass committees!
Prison Terms for Criminal Offenses Instead, they want criminal terms for prison offenses! those evil, nasty ACLU folk
Public Demonstrations for Direct Action by Pro-lifers and by "direct action" we mean "pump action", don't you forgit it.
Teaching "Monogamous Heterosexual Intercourse within Marriage" in Public Schools heck! how can we keep our gay kids straight ifn' we don't teach em how?

But it is a personal thing. Like when they defended the KKK when the little nazi ghosts wanted to march down here somewhere in the south and couldn't get a permit.

However, free speech must be free, even for the nutjobs. I wish the ACLU were more discerning in their projects.