Who would win a fight between Herman Munster and Lurch?

ironflange

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Thu Oct-02-03 11:28 PM
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Who would win a fight between Herman Munster and Lurch?

My money's on Lurch. Herman's a little too high-strung, though he's probably stronger. Lurch just needs to keep coming and coming, and victory will be his.

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frylock

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Thu Oct-02-03 11:44 PM
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1. herman would destroy lurch..

haven't you ever seen the ep when he works out with the Dodgers? He's hitting like 2000' homeruns!! He can also drive the green.. 4 fairways over!

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flamingyouth

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Thu Oct-02-03 11:46 PM
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2. Herman!

Ay yah yah yah...

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Zhade

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Thu Oct-02-03 11:47 PM
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3. No contest - Lurch is psychotic. LOOK AT HIM!

NT!

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Lars39

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Thu Oct-02-03 11:51 PM
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4. Lurch, of course.

He and Thing would do some kind of sly, devious maneuver that would have Herman tied upside down in the attic or somewhere. Uncle Fester would be on the verge of doing something horribly nasty to poor Herman until Morticia finds out and stops him. Lily would show up and they'd all have tea. :)

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BrotherBuzz

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Fri Oct-03-03 12:29 AM
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5. Lurch

Herman wouldn't last two rounds wearing those huge boots.

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einsteins stein

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Fri Oct-03-03 12:39 AM
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6. Lurch, no doubt

Herman is stronger, but he is a bit of a girly monster.

Lurch is, what..the civil undead? But though he appears civil, you know he barely tolerates anything chaotic.

As soon as Herman walks through and destroys a closed door, Lurch would snap into some horrible, anal-retentive, zombie psychosis, and spank Mr.Munster like a freeper's baby at KMart.

Herman would cry, and Lurch would play some eerie, harpsichord, baroque, death march to chill his soul...

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FloridaJudy

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Fri Oct-03-03 12:54 AM
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7. Lurch, by a mile!!

Herman Munster was a Hollywood construct.

Lurch was the product of the warped brain of Charles Addams. I'll take the eccentric genius over some twit with "demographics" every time!

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