I have conluded that we Liberals need to support George W. Bush

Absolutely. We need to support our brave and noble president. we have spent more time looking at his negative aspects than his positive ones.

The fact is, G.W. has done SO MUCH for our nation that it often surpises me-SHOCKS-me when people put him down. So I taken the liberty of pointing out some of those positive aspects:



Well, for one thing, he has shown us that ANYONE can be president of the United States of America.

*He has proven that John Gotti and Carlos Gambino weren't such bad guys after all.

*He has put Christianity back on the pedestal of moral authority by taking neccessary actions to remove each and every evil Muslim in the world.

*He has shown his patriotism-by showing that campaigning for a House candidate is more important than flying around in military jets.

*He has proven that affirmative action really does work.




*He is willing to do whatever it takes to rid the world of evil, regardless of the cost of our kids...on that note:

*He has managed to force kids to quit wasting their lives playing Nintendo and X-Box by giving them the chance to blow shit up for real.

*He has proven that a college education really isin't worth the cost, and serves no genuine benifit to our nation's economy.

*He has shown that Ronald Reagan really was a financial genuis.

*He has fought the "liberal-media" by keeping his plans exclusive to reporters for Fox news with enough bullshit to open a 1,000 law firms and a chain of Christian bookstores(yeah, I got that one from Carlin-but hey: it only shows how supportive he is, too).

*He has made light of the fact that close to 50% of our nation needs a 12-step program of some sort.

I'm sure there is so much more that he has done, which is why I am going to spend the next day or so reflecting on it.

Cheers,
ECL

I'm a fellow Wisconsinite, from Waukesha.

Great post.

What is the bubble-blowing pic from? Too funny!

that he really has proven to be a uniter, not a divider.