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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 09:54 PM
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We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq...
Cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
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bbernardini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 09:56 PM
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1. That's as may be, but it's still a frog!
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 10:28 PM
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6. If we took the bones out it wouldnt be crunchy, would it
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mr_hat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 09:57 PM
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2. I'll take the Ram's Bladder Cup, ta.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 10:08 PM
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3. We use choicest juicy chunks of fresh Cornish ram's bladder!
Emptied, steamed, flavoured with sesame seeds whipped into a fondue and garnished with lark's vomit.
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 10:20 PM
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4. IT DOESNT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT lark's vomit on the label!!!!!!!!
Yes it does right there next to monosodium glutamate
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 10:26 PM
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5. Well, don't you even take the bones out?
If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?
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