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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:43 PM
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As seen in another thread, how does one go about making a citizen's arrest
Do you like, sit on the perp until the local flatfoot comes along?
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:44 PM
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1. Get a taser.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:46 PM
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2. well......
i usually pull my pink, furry handcuffs out of my *ahem* back pocket and *slap* them on my "PERP"

then we wrestle and (sometimes) fall into a pool of lime green Jello.

but that is just me
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:47 PM
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3. GIS for jello


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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:52 PM
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4. ACK!!
no popcorn for ME tonight! x(
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:54 PM
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5. Your microwave thanks you
and yell over to your neighbor that I said "sup?" :D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:55 PM
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6. i think you just posted a pic OF my neighbor!
:scared:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:57 PM
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7. Tell her the dental floss is making her ass swell...
and I don't mean in the "Gee, that's swell" sense
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:58 PM
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9. brb
am suddenly craving cottage cheese (with pineapple chuncks)
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:57 PM
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8. Answer the question goddammit!
:grr: :D
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 07:42 PM
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10. Duct Tape.
"Un"-arresting is another matter entirely, and depending upon the level to which your perp can be described as hirsuit, could be amusing to watch.
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