Toast me, DUers! I'm officially a swingin' single!
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Fri Jan-28-05 11:18 PM
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Toast me, DUers! I'm officially a swingin' single!
:D My divorce papers came in the mail this afternoon! I'm free! FREEEEEE!!!!! :bounce:Hide yer daughters, there's a Dingbat on the loose...!
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Fri Jan-28-05 11:19 PM
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1. Time to celebrate with your waterskiing instructor!
Robb
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Fri Jan-28-05 11:23 PM
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...She's already booked. ;)
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Fri Jan-28-05 11:20 PM
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2. Never have had the opportunity
to toast a self-proclaimed "dingbat" before... :toast:
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Fri Jan-28-05 11:20 PM
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3. So now you're a single Dingbat?
All you need is to find a Dingbattess.
Robb
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Fri Jan-28-05 11:22 PM
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...I'm an official dingbattress inspector. :P
Capn Sunshine
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Fri Jan-28-05 11:21 PM
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4. Get offline and go OUT
I think that's the rules, dude.....
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Fri Jan-28-05 11:44 PM
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7. The pickup lines and veiled innuendos will be flooding in!
Enjoy this new chapter in your life. Congrats! :)
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Sat Jan-29-05 12:51 AM
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8. Starting over can be the coolest thing in the world
I hope it is for you...You deserve it! :toast:
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Sat Jan-29-05 12:52 AM
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Wanna hook-up? I'm so lonely. me <----masturbates too much
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Sat Jan-29-05 08:33 AM
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10. You are now only bound
by wherever your adventures take you. Have fun Robb !
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Sat Jan-29-05 08:36 AM
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I know how you probably feel. :party: :toast:
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Sat Jan-29-05 08:37 AM
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Enjoy the single life! :toast:
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Sat Jan-29-05 09:06 AM
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13. "Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to date dingbats..."
Sorry, Robb, I'm happily married.
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Sat Jan-29-05 09:33 AM
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Sat Jan-29-05 09:34 AM
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15. Go to the brass pole my son
Seek Seek it! :bounce: Congrats
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Sat Jan-29-05 09:36 AM
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16. Welcome to the land of freedom! :D
You now have all the happy hours and hor d'oeurvres you want. :-)
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Sat Jan-29-05 09:39 AM
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17. Congrats! What's going to be your first endeavor as
Robb
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Sat Jan-29-05 10:58 AM
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19. First I went out for a big fillet...
...then I wound up indeed celebrating with my wakeboard instructor. Yadda yadda yadda, breakfast. :P
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Sat Jan-29-05 03:01 PM
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21. woot! double congrats are in order then
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Sat Jan-29-05 10:52 AM
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18. Welcome to the single life - it's great!!
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Sat Jan-29-05 02:54 PM
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I'm in limbo (but have filed), and at the end of May, I should be officially official too. It's sad, but kind of cool all at once (for me anyway). :)
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