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NicoleM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 05:00 PM
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Who's dumber: Jessica Simpson or George W. Bush?
Jessica Simpson doesn't know if Chicken of the Sea is tuna or chicken (while she's eating it) and doesn't eat buffalo wings because she doesn't eat buffalo.

George W. Bush falls off a Segway, which is supposed to be next to impossible to do, and says "free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction," apparently unaware that he's the leader of an ostensibly free nation that has more weapons of mass destruction than any other country on the planet.

So, who's dumber?
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Loyal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 05:03 PM
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1. Bush is dumber
Edited on Sat Oct-04-03 05:03 PM by Loyal
Why does everyone have to make fun of Jessica though? She's led a sheltered life, and it's not her fault that she doesn't know that buffalo wings are chicken wings. :shrug:
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NicoleM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 05:06 PM
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4. as far as I can tell
she isn't making much of an effort to educate herself. At some point, the fact that she's totally clueless is her own fault rather than her parents'.
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Loyal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 05:06 PM
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5. Yeah, that doesn't mean you should make fun of her.
Edited on Sat Oct-04-03 05:07 PM by Loyal
That's not what Democrats stand for. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BETTER THAN THAT. That's just freeper bullshit, if you ask me.
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NicoleM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 05:10 PM
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10. Chill.
You must have missed my "You're better than me. I DON'T CARE." thread from yesterday.

Is it okay if we make fun of George W. Bush for being stupid? He grew up sheltered and privileged, too.
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Loyal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 05:11 PM
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11. That's different!
Edited on Sat Oct-04-03 05:11 PM by Loyal
George W. Bush has pissed almost everyone off and harmed so many people since he has been in office. Most likely, Jessica Simpson has not done jack shit to you. If you can't see the difference in that, then you're blind!
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NicoleM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 05:12 PM
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12. Jessica? Is that you??
I thought you were a Republican. . .
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Loyal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 05:16 PM
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17. Are you saying that I'm stupid, too?
Edited on Sat Oct-04-03 05:17 PM by Loyal
No, I'm not Jessica. I'm a male, thank you very much, and I don't sing, either. Are you here to disrupt?
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NicoleM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 06:04 PM
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22. Jeez.
Edited on Sat Oct-04-03 06:04 PM by NicoleM
IT WAS A JOKE. THAT IS ALL. If I've offended you, I apologize.
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Loyal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 06:21 PM
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25. Good
Apology accepted.
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Darranar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 05:04 PM
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2. We're a free nation?
Not since a certain misnamed act...
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Loyal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 05:05 PM
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3. Um,
even before the Patriot act, we still weren't a free nation.
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Darranar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 05:07 PM
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7. True enough.
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Alenne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 05:07 PM
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6. I don't think she is dumb.
I think she is playing the dumb blonde role because it gets laughs from the people around her. Now that she is being filmed she is exaggerating it.
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Loyal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 05:08 PM
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8. I think she was being honest,
when she didn't know. I heard people talking about it, and I really think that she didn't know. I wouldn't make fun of her for it though, what kind of person does that?
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truthseeker1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 05:09 PM
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9. Hey, that whole Chicken of the Sea thing
IS confusing!! Haven't you ever been shopping in the canned food aisle and stood there staring at the cans of chicken and tuna and they both look alike....and one says "chicken of the sea" but all you see is the word "chicken??" I have even bought the wrong one before! Take a look next time you're in the grocery store.
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NicoleM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 05:12 PM
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14. Fair enough.
But when you open the can and take a bite, you probably know whether you're eating chicken or tuna. If you have a functioning sense of smell and/or taste buds.
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truthseeker1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 06:03 PM
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21. are you serious?
are you sure? even after biting into it, she didn't know which one she was eating? ok, that's different...if that's true, then I'd say she's playing dumb for the camera.
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Alenne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 06:25 PM
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26. She did know
after biting it she said is this chicken or tuna because it tastes like tuna but the can says chicken of the sea.
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 05:19 PM
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18. Better Stay Away From Baby Food, Then...

It's BABIES!!! BAAAABEEES!
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truthseeker1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 06:04 PM
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23. Why?
I don't get it. Is there something I should know about how baby food is labeled? (I'd seriously like to know because I may need this information pretty soon.)
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NicoleM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 06:14 PM
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24. I think
what rucky meant was that baby food is labeled baby food, therefore is it made of babies?

Nothing to be concerned about. :)

PS--I'm going to be needing baby food, too. I think I'm going to make my own, though. No preservatives.
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truthseeker1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 09:06 PM
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28. Me too!!!
I'm totally into the natural food thing and was just talking to hubby the other day about how I'll probably make my own. Cloth diapers too....
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 05:12 PM
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13. Well, at least she doesn't eat buffalo, wings be damned!!!!
;-)

Dubya is dumber, any way you shake it. :-)
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NicoleM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 05:14 PM
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16. You're probably right.
Especially if you measure it by the bad stuff that has happened or could happen as a result of the dumbness. By that measure, Dubya's got to be the dumbest person ever to walk the planet.
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Loyal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 05:23 PM
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19. Isn't that what I said above Nicole?
Wow, someone is taking what I said seriously! :shrug:
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Loyal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 05:23 PM
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20. So true Jen
n/t
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Maccagirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 05:14 PM
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15. Even Leno made a remark about Bush's statement last night
Basically rolled his eyes as if to say "How can he get away with saying crap like that?". I don't think his freeper audience got the subtle message.
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soothsayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-04-03 11:01 PM
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27. They're both dumb, but I luv to watch her, and hate to watch him
Even tho i feel so terrrrribly sorry for poor Nick. Man, that jessica can be a ball buster. The lump in the bed is on her own, marrying into that evil family tho.
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