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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 11:47 PM
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Poll question: Remake a movie! Cast a conservative!
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 11:52 PM
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1. Dick Cheney as Quint in Jaws
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 11:53 PM
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2. It's magical!
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 11:56 PM
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3. In a remake of Goldfinger, I see Richard Armitage as --
-- Goldfinger. Would love to see him getting sucked through the little hole in the airplane at the end...
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 11:58 PM
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4. After he leaves office, I predict Dick Cheney will sign on --
-- as the next Michelin Man.

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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:25 AM
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5. George W Bush as Chancey Gardner in "Being There"
But with Chancey as an evil idiot this time.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:33 AM
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6. Godzilla vs. the Slime Monster
Starring Rush Limbaugh
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:57 AM
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8. As both 'Zilla and Slimey?
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:38 AM
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7. Harry Potter and the Department of Secrecy
Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 12:39 AM by jobycom
Goerge W Bush is Draco Malfoy.

Rumsfield is Crabbe, Aschcroft is Goyle.

Bush Daddy is Lucius Malfoy.

Colin Powell is Dobby the House Elf.

Dick Cheney is Gilderoy Lockhart, especially after the memory charm backfires. "I don't recall, Senator. I'm not sure I knew, your honor."

Howard Dean is Ron Weasley.

Ann Coulter is Professor Snape.

Harry Potter has not been cast yet, but both Al Gore and John Kerry are auditioning. They wanted Bill Clinton, but he was not able to take the role.

Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia will be played collectively by every moron who voted for Bush and Cheney.

On edit: Ronald Reagan will play Voldemort
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