What's the craziest conspiracy theory you've ever heard or read?

The craziest one I ever read was on the internet (of course), and, sadly, the page no longer exists (proof it's true, no doubt).

In a nutshell...

Prince Phillip (Queen Elizabeth's hubby), who is Greek, was caught by the German Army, participating in the massacre of Macedonian prisoners during World War II.

Hitler, who was trying to negotiate the restoration of King Albert to the Throne of England as part of his New Order appeasement programme, didn't want anymore bad press about the House of Windsor, so he negotiated a secret settlement with the Macedonians, in which Phillip was castrated by Der Fuhrer himself, with a pair of solid gold tongs, in a secret ceremony witnessed by the elite of the SS.

That, of course, means that all of Queen Elizabeth's children and grandchildren have been sired by someone other than Phillip, thereby preserving the German/British lineage of the House of Windsor, and ensuring the Knights Templar's plan to seat the thrones of Eurome with the descendents of Jesus Christ.

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GRAND GLOBAL MERGER OF ALL BLACK MAGICK FORCES OCCURRED WHEN POPE PAUL VI BECAME POPE in 1963

"The Enthronement of the Fallen Archangel Lucifer was effected within the Roman Catholic Citadel on June 29, 1963; a fitting date for the historic promise about to be fulfilled. As the principal agents of this Ceremonial well knew, Satanist tradition had long predicted that the Time of the Prince would be ushered in at the moment when a Pope would take the name of the Apostle Paul. That requirement -- the signal that the Availing Time had begun -- had been accomplished just eight days before with the election of the latest Peter-in-the-Line."

This Pope who would take the name of the Apostle Paul, was none other than Pope Paul VI, who became Pope on June 21, 1963. Few people know that, on that day, a grand merger of Satanic forces occurred that brought the Vatican into full accord with the Masters of the Illuminati. You see, Satanists know that the Traditional Roman Catholic Church has always been the most powerful practitioner of White Magic Witchcraft in the world , while the Masters of the Illuminati has been the most powerful practitioner of Black Magick Witchcraft in the world since their founding on May 1, 1776.

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In other words, the required sacrificial animal, and the human victim, that could not be ceremonially murdered in the secret ceremony in the Roman Chapel within the walls of the Vatican could be carried out at the parallel ceremony in the off-site "Authorized Targeting Chapel". Martin says this chapel was located in South Carolina, USA!

However, each gesture, each word, of the ceremony in the Roman Chapel within the Vatican must be exactly, simultaneously carried out in the off-site chapel. To accomplish this feat, a telephone hookup was established. In each location, a senior priest who had carried out the ritual so any times they were perfectly familiar with the cadence of the gesture and the spoken word would begin at the same moment, and end at precisely the same moment. When the time came for the "living sacrifice" to be made, the ceremonial dagger in the Vatican would fall at precisely the same moment as the ceremonial dagger in the off-site chapel!

Through this Black Magick ceremony, the first truly Black Magick Pope in history -- Pope Paul VI -- was officially and powerfully enthroned. The Parallel Ceremony was absolutely essential, for the true merger of Satanic forces worldwide could not have otherwise occurred.

http://www.cuttingedge.org/news/n1623.cfm

I will do a search for it.
By the way, it was a PUBLI castration in Berlin

I've had to stomach a whole bunch of them from the LaRouche crowd, some about the Venetians and the British controlling the world, which are kind of funny, and of course there are those about U.S government agents secretly planning 9/11, which are not funny at all.

Drakenfels.
That was the site where it was originally posted

http://drakenfels.tripod.com/setephis.html

most of the really good stuff from here is now gone, but this is the site is was at

And, as far as I'm concerned, that's proof that it was true. :crazy: