Monkeys Pay to See Female Monkey Bottoms

Kire

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Sun Jan-30-05 11:23 PM
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Monkeys Pay to See Female Monkey Bottoms

I really hope this thread breeds some original chimp jokes.

Monkeys Pay to See Female Monkey Bottoms
By Robert Roy Britt
LiveScience Senior Writer
posted: 28 January 2005
04:27 pm ET

Would you pay to see a monkey's backside? I hope not. Monkeys will, and I guess that's okay, though it sounds awfully close to the sort of thing that lands guys in jail here in the human realm.

A new study found that male monkeys will give up their juice rewards in order to ogle pictures of female monkey's bottoms. The way the experiment was set up, the act is akin to paying for the images, the researchers say.

The rhesus macaque monkeys also splurged on photos of top-dog counterparts, the high-ranking primates. Maybe that's like you or me buying People magazine.

The research, which will be detailed in the March issue of Current Biology, gets more interesting.

More: http://www.livescience.com/animalworld/050128_monkey_business.html

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TroubleMan

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Sun Jan-30-05 11:29 PM
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1. They were reading them for the articles

Seriously. Good reading material for the bathroom.

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havocmom

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Sun Jan-30-05 11:34 PM
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2. Monkey porn! Toss that about with talk of evolution and watch the local

fundies explode.

See, we ARE just like the monkeys! heh heh heheheheh bawahahahahahah

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havocmom

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Sun Jan-30-05 11:41 PM
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3. Wonder how many juice units they would pay to see baboon butts

:shrug:

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billbuckhead

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Sun Jan-30-05 11:45 PM
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4. I've been one of those monkeys many a time

I can't help it.

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Elidor

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Mon Jan-31-05 12:16 AM
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8. Heh-heh, you said "juice units," heh-heh

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TroubleMan

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Mon Jan-31-05 12:17 AM
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9. I was thinking the same thing....LOL

That would be a great porn name: Juice Unit.

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progmom

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Sun Jan-30-05 11:46 PM
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5. And we got to see LynneSin's for free!

:evilgrin:

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Kire

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Mon Jan-31-05 12:07 AM
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7. I never did.

Edited on Mon Jan-31-05 12:19 AM by Kire

and I wanted to, is it still available?

Link?

Edit: I saw the post, but it comes up with an image of a Bush wanted poster, WTF?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2538812

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jdots

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Sun Jan-30-05 11:53 PM
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6. It cost me 27 juice units to get Hannity to hide his face

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