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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 04:07 PM
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You're hurt in a terrible accident. They're going to make you better than
you were before - better, stronger, faster.

What parts would you like to have bionic? Why?
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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 04:08 PM
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1. All the men are going to say...their...thing...
So to make it more interesting maybe you can exclude that?

:evilgrin:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 04:11 PM
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4. I don't know
that would involve getting the original severed off in a horrible fashion. They seem sensitive about that kind of thing.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 04:13 PM
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6. I wasn't gonna say my thing.
I was gonna say my tongue. If I had a bionic tongue, it would make eating a more pleasurable experience.

Not sure what you mean by 'thing' anyway.
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ornotna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 04:14 PM
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7. What do you mean?
There is absolutely nothing wrong with my...uh...thing }(
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 04:36 PM
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20. No! Absolutely not!
The original cannot be improved upon. ;-)

But in seriousness, I don't think any functional man, regardless of how poorly endowed, would want that to be messed around with.
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 04:09 PM
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2. you just started it
CB
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Debbi801 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 04:10 PM
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3. Eyes most definitely, I'm so tired of wearing glasses or contacts...
and they're too bad for the Laser surgery.

Other than that, arms would be nice, I could carry all the groceries into the house in one trip. :-)

Oh, and ears so I could more easily tell when my kids are getting into trouble upstairs or in the basement. :-)

Very boring reasoning, I guess.

Debbi
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 04:11 PM
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5. Geordi LaForge's eyes.
The bionic eyes he got in "First Contact."
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 04:14 PM
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8. Super strength in my arms, back and legs..
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 04:23 PM
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9. I'm getting old - replace it all except my brain
Edited on Mon Jan-31-05 04:23 PM by NewJeffCT
I just turned 38 about 2 months ago... I have too many aches & pains & not enough time to exercise anymore.


Edited to add - my hair is pretty good, just getting greyer.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 04:26 PM
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13. I just turned 38 last week and I feel fine
Does it go downhill that quickly? Will I be a mess in two months?

At least you get to look 'distinguished' with gray hair.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 04:35 PM
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19. depends
If you're like me & never seem to find time to exercise...
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 04:40 PM
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22. I have good intentions
does that count for anything?

I've always been very flexible - maybe that helps.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 04:24 PM
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10. My big toe.
That way, when I stub my toe on the way to get a drink of water in the middle of the night, it won't hurt and I can go right back to sleep instead of cussing at that table that moved itself into my path while I was sleeping.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 04:24 PM
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11. Liver and metabolism
:D
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 04:26 PM
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12. I want to have super metabolism so I can
eat whatever I want and however much I want and never gain weight.

I want to have super eyes, I have sucky vision.

And maybe a bionic brain, though I'm not sure how that would work and I don't want anyone calling me "Charley."
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 04:29 PM
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14. Boobs. n/t
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 04:30 PM
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15. Why?
What would you do with them that the regular ones can't do?
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 04:34 PM
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18. You mean they have to be functional?
I just want new boobs! :D
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dubyaD40web Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 04:30 PM
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16. Instead of an enlargement for my "member"....
I'll just get a hand reduction.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 04:33 PM
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17. Size matters...to your hand?
Your hand seems kind of judgemental you should cut it off?
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dubyaD40web Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 04:39 PM
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21. Not cut it off......just smaller.
:-)
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