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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 11:39 AM
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The "State of the Union" CAPTION

"Heemana hamana going once...hamana hoomana going
twice...the State o' the Union is SOLD to the Saudis,
Chinese, Japanese, and everyone else subsidizing the
massive debt I'm running up on behalf of your children
and grandchildren!"
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 11:39 AM
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1. I'm not gonna pay a lot for that muffler!
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aden_nak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 11:42 AM
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2. Oooonnnneeeee is the looooooneliest number. . .
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 11:42 AM
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3. Shouldn't his finger be blue?
Oh it's okay this guy voted twice for him.
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 11:46 AM
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5. Hey that is an idea,
If you have 10 finger you can vote 10 times
9 fingers - 9 times
8 fingers - 8 votes
IF you have no fingers you can't vote

OK BAD IDEA, it sounded good and would probably work in the Islamic world where they cut hands off of those who steal.
Here they just promote crooks to Secretary of State.
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fit4life Donating Member (561 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 11:52 AM
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10. Or...
He just slept with Smurfette...

*ducks*
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 11:53 AM
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11. In an ironic twist-you know where you can get some blue ink?
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 11:43 AM
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4. .
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 11:46 AM
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6. "I'm an OGRE! AAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH!"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 11:50 AM
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7. ..Now let me finish....
:spank:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 11:51 AM
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8. Hastert's Jedi mind tricks truly are amazing
:bounce:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 11:52 AM
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9. ONE! show me ONE person here who proudly & honorably served their country
Anyone?
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fit4life Donating Member (561 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 11:53 AM
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12. Iraq had WMD'S!
And they were pursuing nucular...nuku...noocu...big bombs!
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