How can you tell if a freeper has been in your yard?

Barad Simith

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Sun Oct-05-03 03:19 PM
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How can you tell if a freeper has been in your yard?

Your garbage can is tipped over and your dog is pregnant.

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Don_G

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Sun Oct-05-03 03:22 PM
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1. I Look For Pit-Bull Poo Myself

Before I mow the lawn.

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HEyHEY

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Sun Oct-05-03 03:22 PM
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2. Or used shells

And slim jim wrappers...budwieser cans too

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Nay

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Sun Oct-05-03 03:27 PM
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3. The grass died wherever it walked.

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Don_G

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Sun Oct-05-03 04:11 PM
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8. He Drinks From The "Green" Bottles

As I do.

He just calls Animal Control every time a pet crosses the street in the neighborhood and sets off his pit-bull.

I wasn't kidding about the Poo either; his opinions supercedes the rights of everyone else in the neighborhood.

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woofless

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Sun Oct-05-03 03:58 PM
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5. The absence of dog shit

would indicate a Freeper luncheon.

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polmaven

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Sun Oct-05-03 05:05 PM
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10. But won't the lawn be dead and brown?

:shrug:

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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf

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Sun Oct-05-03 03:38 PM
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4. I thought...

It was the other way around. ;-)

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Don_G

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Sun Oct-05-03 07:45 PM
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12. It Would Be If Left To Sit Awhile

Otherwise, the Ammonia in fresh Poo or Piddle kills the grass.

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ikojo

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Sun Oct-05-03 04:03 PM
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6. Welcome to DU RegularBrad!!!

I visited FreeRepublic for the first time this afternoon and is it a lot different than good ole DU. They really do obsess about the Clintons! oy vey!!

Keep posting!

:toast:

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Piperay

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Sun Oct-05-03 04:07 PM
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7. They leave a trail of

steaming poop wherever they go.

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Scurrilous

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Sun Oct-05-03 04:38 PM
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9. There's a burning cross...

..planted in your sod.

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Barad Simith

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Sun Oct-05-03 05:23 PM
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11. what?

you mean, up my ass?

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