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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 05:27 PM
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I am Cornholio.
I need T.P. for my bungholio. Sorry, coming down with a cold and it's making me goofy.
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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 05:28 PM
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1. No need to apologize. I LOVE B&B...
Heh-heh...heheheheheh!
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LSparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 05:31 PM
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2. I need TP! TP! TP!
How I miss B&B!
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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 05:40 PM
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8. Yeah, they kill off B&B but keep that insufferable...............
"King of the Hill". The perfect prototype of every bush lover in America, Hank Hill. It is a stupid, stupid "comedy"(?) that's supposed to appeal to.............whom? I can't stand watching it.
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fit4life Donating Member (561 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 05:42 PM
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11. Best B&B episode...
It has to be the one where they weren't allowed to laugh in class.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 06:03 PM
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14. "Which is a shame, because this week is SEX ED WEEK!
We will be talking about the PENIS! We will be talking about the VAGINA! And we will be having an in-depth discussion on MASTURBATION!!!!!"

That is the funniest moment that has ever been on TV since ever. No shit.
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fit4life Donating Member (561 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:22 AM
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18. Without a doubt.
The only thing that even comes close is the famous Porky's scene when Ms. Ballbricker is in the office trying to convince the principal to have a police lineup of penis's. Either one will leave me gasping for breath from laughing.
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ElaineinIN Donating Member (345 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:48 AM
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20. my favorite
has to be the one where Beavis thinks he's pregnant... hilarious

that and which ever one has Beavis doing an impression of Ross Perot... as I recall, doesn't he sing Devo's whip it?
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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 06:02 PM
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13. King of the Hill
makes fun of everyone. Kind of the Archie Bunker of cartoons. My favorite scenes are where Hank is horrified by sexual situations.
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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 05:42 PM
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10. From Lake Titikaka...............
or however it's spelled. I've got them all on DVD and watch them now and then. Classic.
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slestak Donating Member (403 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 06:12 PM
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15. It's still on...
They show it in the middle of the night on MTV2.

You can always buy the DVDs, but they don't have the videos on them.
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slutticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 05:32 PM
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3. Do you have any oleo?
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LSparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 05:32 PM
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4. Wasn't the "Cornholio" reaction to a cold medicine?
Heheheheheheheheh
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 05:34 PM
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6. It was Beavis' version of a "sugar rush" from eating tons of candy
The second time, it was from drinking mucho cappuccino.
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-..__... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 12:18 PM
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22. Not "cappuccino"...
it was "crapochino"!
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 05:40 PM
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9. cornholio was a reaction to sugar.
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southpaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 05:33 PM
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5. The streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers
heh heh heh... that would be cool!
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 05:39 PM
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7. washn' the dog, washn' the dog!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 05:51 PM
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12. Are you threatening me?
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 10:00 PM
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16. What is really frightening...
is my 3 year does a Cornholio impression. :scared:

I spawned twisted, warped geniuses, ask me anything.
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:47 AM
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19. And my three-year-old asks for spankings
I win.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:59 AM
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21. Mine says he likes boobies!
"Boobies, mommy. I love boobies."

Granted, he did breastfeed for awhile, but it's been well over a year now (closer to 2 years). My daughter will go to college in another 5 years and when it's just the boys and they are at their dad's house, frankly in a few years, given multiple factors, I'm wondering if it's going to be this lair to trap women. :scared:
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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-01-05 10:17 PM
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17. Beavis and Butthead were the best. Long live Todd, too...& the teacher
with his sandals.

Damn I miss that show.

One of my favorite episodes was the one where they were in Spanish class.

Teacher: Say something in Spanish, Butthead

Butthead: Uhhhhhhhhhhh, give me a taco
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