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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 06:46 PM
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Are there any men left? I won't say "Real" because that's crass. BUT....
...I'm fucking sick of all the pantywaist whining!

Boo hoo! If you can't get any perhaps it ain't the chicks fault, perhaps it's YOUR'S? Perhaps if you're married it might not be her problem,it might be your's?

Could it be? Could it be that you aren't all she wanted? Or perhaps you've tried it all and it just ain't enough? Maybe? Perhaps?

Men aren't everything...Women aren't either. A healthy balance? What a crazy idea.....
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 06:47 PM
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1. JanMichael...
Yes, there are men left. Thank the goddess. And thanks for your cogent thoughts on the issue.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 06:48 PM
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2. Didn't score last night eh jan?
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 06:57 PM
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6. My left hand resents that.
<searches for the "finger" emoticon>

Fact is bubba that my new bride is 650 miles away, we're working on fixing that, so <looks again for obnoxious emoticon> everything's cool in my universe:-)

Whoa!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 06:58 PM
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8. Oh 650 that sucks
Hope you rectify that problem post haste.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 06:48 PM
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3. Can I whine for being oversexed?
I've temporarily escaped from my girlfriend, but she's coming to get me at 9:30 and I'm sooooo worn out! Somebody HELP ME!!!
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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 06:52 PM
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4. Just curious, where is all this coming from?
I mean it's really COOL that you are thinking this way and all, but what brought it on? :hi: ;) :think:
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 06:53 PM
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5. Probably me
And my pissing and moaning...by the way who won the game? I don't know
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 06:58 PM
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7. No it's not you....Wait...Would it make you feel better?
If so it is::evilgrin:
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 06:59 PM
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9. Yeah I need the attention cause I can't get laid
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 07:00 PM
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11. Really? I'm sorry if I was offensive.
:-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-)
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 07:01 PM
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13. Oh no
I'm jokin' over here too!
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 07:03 PM
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15. Good! I figured as much. I'm drunk early and probably easily agitated.
The Chiefs won but my wife is still 650 miles away.

<Looks around for something to break>
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 07:36 PM
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You a chiefs fan too
good
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 07:59 PM
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20. Dude...I'm the bestest Socialist you'll ever met!
Seriously.

No, I mean it, don't challenge it!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 08:04 PM
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21. You got me stumped
I don't understand the correlation between being a chiefs fan and being a good socialist...explain. Is there something I don't know?
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 08:14 PM
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22. Sorry...I'd never used the "html" fonts before.
It meant nothing, however....Damn! See the different fonts????

Just a bit o' crapola.
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Chuckup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 07:00 PM
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10. I just roll up 4 pairs of sox
stick them down my pants, go to the local bar and the rest my friend is in the bag.
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Garage Queen Donating Member (640 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 07:00 PM
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12. Darth, i just want to take a moment to hijack this thread and tell you...
that I've placed "Sniper Kitty!" (as he's come to be known) on my desktop at work. When people see it, it takes a moment for what they're looking at to sink in ... and then they start laughing. (My boss couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes ....said that "Sniper Kitty!" looks just like her cat did when she was a kitten.

:7
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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 07:21 PM
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17. Glad I could spread some joy....
in my own little way. ;)
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 07:03 PM
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14. There are wonderful men left.
I could write a glowing testimonial.
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BritishHuman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-03 02:03 PM
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24. Hey!
You promised not to tell anyone about my glowing testimonials!

Now all the cool kids will make fun of me.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 07:06 PM
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16. The only good men left are either taken or straight
'nuff said.
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sexybomber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-03 02:23 PM
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25. kind of like all the good women!
They're all either taken or lesbians. Not that there's anything wrong with the latter.
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 07:35 PM
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18. not a problem for me!
been told by the insatiable love monkeys in my life that i'm all that - plus the bag of chips. :smoke:

some of us manly men are more manly than others! :)
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 07:36 PM
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19. you should check out my thread from earlier today
it's entitled "i hate people"

:D
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HawkerHurricane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-05-03 08:44 PM
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23. Be in San Fransisco next weekend...
The fleet will be in, along with enough Marines to make it interesting...

The whole town will suffer from testosterone poisoning for 2-3 days.
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