I think I am going to start spreading baseless rumors. Post your own.

They can do it, why can't I?

I think I'll start with the rumor that when you play Bush's speeches backward, you can make out portions of The Satanic Verses. The fundies have never read The Satanic Verses, so what the hell do they know. They'll probably blame it on democrats having infiltrated Bush's speech-writing team, but that makes them look stupid too. I think this is a good start.

Others?

I can't tell.

It's at awfulplasticsurgery.com.

Sometime between being gubbenur of tx and the 2000 campaign.

He actually died four years ago during the 2000 sElection, and he was replaced by a cyborg. That sneer is a slight bug that was never fixed.

a robot would have more humanity

...who is a liberal. They keep him locked up in a dungeon on the ranch and force him to wear an iron mask over his head.

:o

Yes, a homemade porno featuring Rice and (believe it or not) Bush AND Cheney in a not-so-hot threeway at a Motel 6 has been sighted making the rounds of the P2P networks. It's believed that a somewhat pissed Colin Powell stole it, then leaked it to the net underworld, when he found out about it, and having not been invited to be the 4th player.

Just ewwwwww.

So she can be closer to her "husband". Laura doesn't mind because as long as Georgie Boy leaves her alone. Sex is dirty you know, and she wants no part of it.
I heard it from a white house staffer.

.....it's all over the internet haven't you heard? :wow:

:hi:

.....impaired my ability to articulate....that"s one reason their DAD stutters so much too don't ya know!! :wow: :D

:hi:

He has had several cosmetic procedures to 'normalize' his appearance.

I'll come back with a good one once I've thought of it.

... has never really kicked anyone's ass :)

It was something about when georgie "choked on the pretzel", they had to pump his stomach and something about a whole soccer team or something. I don't know the whole story.

Remember to do it the Malkin/Coulter/FAUX method to lend credence.

implant. He has a full prosthetic. :)

the kind of rumors that fly off the shelf...



Margaret Bush can't have kids because of a STI that went untreated in
her 20's. She got it from Marvin, who did receive treatment but failed to inform his soon to be wife. It was chlamydia, which resulted in PID. It left her tubes too scarred to ovulate properly. Surgeries did no good to remedy the problem so the couple adopted.

Columba Bush has hit Jeb Bush on more than one occasion. Jeb has been known to joke "I slipped in the shower again"

Jeb Bush is not the father of Noel Bush. But the couple were already engaged when Columba told Jeb she was pregnant. Jeb felt the marriage would help him in business, so it was something he could live with...

Jenna and Barbara Bush are the product of artificial insemination... with Marvin Bush's sperm. Shrub's low sperm count, and inability to produce healthy sperm, prevents him from fathering children. Marvin was thought to look most like George, and that's why he was chosen.

George HW Bush married Barbara Pierce because of her family ties...it's a loveless marriage for Poppy and always has been.

Barbabra Bush reminds Poppy Bush that her family is better than his..and she reminds him of this all the time....in private.

Barbara doesn't like Laura..and vice versa. Laura was never considered good enough and still isn't.

Barbara refers to Neil's new wife as "that divorced woman"

Make W dress up like a sheep and well you can guess the rest.

control his bowel any more. That's what alcoholism does. Might explain his weird walk. And the flight suit.

I can't justify or provide evidence for any of that. But it's rumoured.

after the gala ball.