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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 08:01 PM
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Questions about cow tipping
Has anybody here really done it?
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 08:03 PM
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1. Heh. Heh. He said "done it". Heh. Heh.
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Cadence Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 08:04 PM
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2. I've seen people try but actually accomplish it... no. n/t
Edited on Fri Feb-04-05 08:05 PM by Cadence
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slutticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 08:05 PM
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3. Tried it once, almost got gored by a bull.
Edited on Fri Feb-04-05 08:06 PM by slutticus
He didn't like us messing with his "ladies".

It was pitch black...I'm not quite sure how he snuck up on us.


Oh yeah....we were wasted.

We were actually there looking for mushrooms, but then we got distracted.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 08:05 PM
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4. I've tried, but the cow got really pissed!
of course if someone tried to do something to me at 3am, i might be a little more than just pissed. it was fun trying. he wouldn't go over, and when he realized what we were trying to do (there were 4 of us), he started snorting and acting beliggerent. Amazing what liquid courage will allow you to do.
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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 08:28 PM
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5. You really are bored, huh?
Where you gonna find a cow?
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Ramsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 08:29 PM
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6. Tried
Didn't really succeed.
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Anarcho-Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 08:31 PM
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7. No, I'm too scared n/t
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 08:32 PM
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8. Well, of course!
When a cow gives me good service, I always tip at least 15%. :P
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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 08:34 PM
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10. You've been serviced by a cow?
I'm just not into that sort of thing. :P
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redsoxliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 08:34 PM
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11. sex thread! STOP NOW!
:D
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redsoxliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 08:34 PM
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9. I will in college
mmmmmm... Penn State... there are cows there, right?
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baba Donating Member (452 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 08:43 PM
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12. I grew up in a rural area.
Everybody always talked about doing it, but as far as I know nobody ever did. It was a "rural legend."
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 08:50 PM
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13. How much do you tip a cow?
15 or 20 percent?

:shrug:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 08:51 PM
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14. Depends on how much udder-cleavage she's showing.
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 09:01 PM
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16. That is udderly....
true of you.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 08:54 PM
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15. A dollar per dance, same as the humans.
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 09:01 PM
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17. And I stuck it back in his......
hand.
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