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lectrobyte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-05 12:20 PM
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The Cuddly Menace, or lay eggs in secluded field away from predators

http://www.bitfurnace.com/TheCuddlyMenace/
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Feathered Fish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-05 12:21 PM
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1. I thought you were talking about Alien
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lectrobyte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-05 12:28 PM
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2. It's just one of those sites I ran across and thought was totally
bizarre, yet hilarious.

<extract>

You cannot imagine my horror, however, when my eyes met pages filled with saccharine, pastel artwork depicting cold-eyed androids that were clearly not of our realm. In a Beautiful Mind moment of schizophrenic clarity I saw the book for what it was: not a gentle introduction to life's most profound curiosity, but a primer for the parasitic offspring of an invisible invasion!

For the safety of our race (if any still remain) I have translated this book in the hopes that a resistance may arise. Read the baby powder scented Final Solution of our enemies from beyond, otherwise known as: The Cuddly Menace
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soup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-05 12:44 PM
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3. Whoa. Are you Zogg?
Didn't I just pour you a cup'o tea? (P. 18)
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giant_robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-05 12:46 PM
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4. I, for one, wecome our new alien overlords.
ALL HAIL ZOGG!!!!
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-05 01:05 PM
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5. Holy shit, that's hilarious.
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giant_robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-05 01:45 PM
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6. This is way too funny to drop off the first page.
:kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick:
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