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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:03 PM
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Well, my plan to become Pope has taken a hit....
damned hospitals.

But for those of you who were supporting me, hang in there. This is just a temporary setback.

Bless you all.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:04 PM
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1. If things work out, can I drive the popemobile?
Phat ride, booooyzzz.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:05 PM
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3. I was planning on having
a hunky Swiss Guard guy drive me. If you want the job, I'll need a resume and a few nudes.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:04 PM
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2. I call shotgun on the popemobile.
nt
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:08 PM
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4. My plan was a failure from day one....
There were the fatal setbacks of being female and non-catholic.:cry:
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:09 PM
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6. hrmm....
perhaps you should aim for Queen of England?
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:12 PM
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10. Good Idea!
I would look fabulous in a tiara! I can wave too! :hi:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:32 PM
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18. Perhaps Dookus should aim for Queen of England!
He's already conquered the USA.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:09 PM
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5. if i vote for you, will you wash my feet??
:)
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:09 PM
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7. No
but I'll have one of my minions do it.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:10 PM
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8. damn. so what will you do for a vote?
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:18 PM
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12. Every vote for me
earns the voter one get-out-of-hell-free card.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:36 PM
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20. You definately have my vote then
so can I text vote for you? That's how we vote for American Idol right?
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:10 PM
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9. the way the pope is looking, I think this is a VERY temporary setback
Edited on Fri Feb-11-05 09:11 PM by barb162
in your quest
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:17 PM
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11. well let's just say
I'm not signing any long-term leases.
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ak Donating Member (70 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:18 PM
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13. dude
As soon as I become a cardinal in the church of beer you have my
vote for Pope
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:19 PM
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14. you're a Pope in waiting, thats ok, your time will come
and we will all kiss your ring!!!
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:20 PM
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15. yes
yes you will.
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two gun sid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:23 PM
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16. To: Pope Dookus I
Holy Father:
Could you see your way clear to appoint me as Cardinal Two Gun? I would like to be head of the "Congregation For The Doctrine Of The Faith"(the inquisition). I'm a real asshole and I know I would fit right in with the rest of the Cardinals. I like to drink and chase women but I do not think that would necessarily disqualify me from the office. My views on abortion, birth control and womens rights may cause some friction but, what the hell, we're all men of God aren't we?

Your brother in Christ,

Two Gun Sid
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:28 PM
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17. Can I be a Saint? Patron saint of, say, dyed hair?
Or perhaps lip gloss?
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sleepyhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:35 PM
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19. I pick patron saint of junk food
Is it OK if I grew up Jewish?
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 09:39 PM
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21. He shall be Pope Dookus
Patron Saint of…uh, what will you be patron saint of, Pope Duke?
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John Q. Citizen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 10:13 PM
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22. Damn pinks! n/t
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 10:15 PM
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23. Um, don't you have to be Catholic?
Minor inconevience to be sure but there it is.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 10:21 PM
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24. I was baptized Catholic
they got their claws in me early.
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angstlessk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 10:23 PM
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25. No, you have to be a Cardinal. Of course all Cardinals are Catholic
but I think that is coincidence.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 10:24 PM
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26. this is the beauty of my plan
you do NOT need to be a Cardinal. They can vote for anybody!
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 10:25 PM
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27. won't you get tired of praying all day
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 10:25 PM
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28. the actual
job description is pretty lax. But nonetheless, I'm used to spending lots of time on my knees.
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 10:33 PM
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29. wont you get tired of being around all those holier-than-thou
cardinals who are all like 500 years old
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 10:37 PM
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31. they're outta there
as soon as I get the job.

The new College of Cardinals will consist mainly of university water polo players.
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 10:40 PM
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33. well, the Church does need to be shaken up, you're hired!
where would you put the pool? in the Vatican Gardens?
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 10:35 PM
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30. *snort*
Edited on Fri Feb-11-05 10:35 PM by Blue-Jay
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 10:38 PM
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32. Damn! And I've been in the process
of converting to Catholicism in anticipation of you becoming pope.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-11-05 10:44 PM
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34. just you wait
try being Episcopalian for awhile until I give you the go sign.
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