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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 04:35 PM
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Poll question: Would you donate one of your kidneys to George W. Bush?
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Randi_Listener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 04:36 PM
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1. He can eat dog shit on a shingle.
Fuck that turkey-necked fuckstain.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 04:36 PM
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2. Well, his liver is bound to go soon
So he'd better think of that too!
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 04:38 PM
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3. I clicked on this poll SPECIFICALLY to post the comment...
...that's listed as your #2 pick. LOL. Great minds think alike.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 04:38 PM
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4. No, but I'd donate a bowel movement.
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madison2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 07:39 PM
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31. I'm a democrat. so I would donate a weeks worth of excrement
mine and my dog's too.
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 04:38 PM
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5. I'm a Democrat, so yes, I would.
He wouldn't do the same for me, which is why he is a 'pub.

:)
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 04:41 PM
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6. I would donate a swift kick in his nads
If he has any. I would donate a kidney to someone who needs one if I really cared about the person, but dipshit isn't one of them. Let him get one from someone who cares.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 04:42 PM
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7. Don't you have to have the same blood type?
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cags Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 05:17 PM
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18. Don't you have to be the same species too?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 06:23 PM
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25. snarf hahaha
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benny05 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 04:45 PM
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8. No
I wouldn't donate a kidney to most anyone either...but most especially him, Rove, Cheney, and Fred Phelps.
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 04:47 PM
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9. No
And if due to some strange twist of fate I received one of his in an operation I would cut it out of my body with a rusty steak knife.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 04:47 PM
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10. only if he resigned
nt
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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 04:52 PM
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11. I wouldn't even donate the puke-covered hairball...
...one of my cats horked up this morning.

Not that I have any strong opinions on the matter, you understand :P
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 04:53 PM
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12. but I'm gay! I could have AIDS
hmmm.. maybe I would donate one after all
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 04:56 PM
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13. No, but I'd sell it to him. . . say for just enough cash
to pay off all the debt he's incurred on behalf of the nation.

Note: Funds must be personal funds, not public George, wouldn't want the government to help pay for your healthcare now would we?
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 05:09 PM
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14. yes, on the condition that they install a remote-control shunt ...
And I get to keep the on-off switch in my possession -- and stand there in his field of view, during speeches and meetings.

Two months later, all the troops are back home, the United States has public health insurance, supports the climate change treaty and the International Criminal Court, the school system is fully funded ...
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 05:10 PM
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15. Id piss on him
but not enough to put out the fire, just enough to hear it sizzle.

Is that wrong?

RL
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 05:15 PM
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17. Nothing wrong with that at all...
because that's exactly what I would do :)
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 05:49 PM
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20. Not wrong at all!
In fact, I like that idea...I would do the same.

As far as kidneys go, is this a trick question??
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serryjw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 05:11 PM
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16. I'd donate a kidney stone.....does that count?
n/t
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 05:26 PM
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19. Yes, I would. Really.
If I was in Kidney Failure at the time.

:evilgrin: :nopity: :hippie:
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fishnfla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 05:50 PM
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21. Yes I would
like paddy said
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 05:51 PM
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22. Only if he played by the rules. (fat chance)
There are plenty of people in the world that need a kidney. If George W. Bush is willing to wait on the transplant list, I'd probably donate the kidney. But I'll be damned if I pass up a single person for W. He should get the same hideous experience that others receive, because he can do something about it.

Bush screwed the healthcare system. If he can't wait on the list, I wouldn't donate anything.

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solinvictus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 05:52 PM
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23. No...
never never never.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 06:22 PM
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24. The only way he'd take it is with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 06:48 PM
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26. If my kidneys were "alive" per sé
Then they woul;d scream bloody murder before they every got removed.
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 06:56 PM
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27. It would cost him 75 million dollars
He's a big proponent of the free market. If he wants it, he has to pay.
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 07:07 PM
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28. LOL! Good answer.
:)

He'd have it, too, stashed away under his bed.
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 07:35 PM
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29. I'd donate one that had failed ... does that count?
:evilgrin:
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Mike Niendorff Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 07:37 PM
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30. The only thing I would donate to that p.o.s. is :

A substantial amount of kinetic energy, delivered via my foot to his ass.


MDN
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