Kid Rock can't hold his booze?

Kid Rock Arrested on Assault Charges

NASHVILLE, Tenn. - Kid Rock was arrested Wednesday by Nashville police on charges that he punched a disc jockey at a strip club.
The 34-year-old rapper was released after posting a $3,000 bond on a charge of simple assault, a misdemeanor punishable by up to a year in jail.

"Everything is wonderful. It was a beautiful night," Kid Rock said as he left the Criminal Justice Center.



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What an asshole. I wish the strippers would have beat the shit out of him.

"moral values" entertainer setting a good example for all Repugs to follow--hhehehehehehe!

fu-uuh-ck. Yeah. Right.

I caught that also.

I'm pretty sure he's still in southern rock revival mode this week. Hey, he IS from southern Michigan!

Oh yeah, deep down there in the swamplands of Mich. Growing up on his paw's auto dealerships and always hankerin' for another game of tennis at the courts down the holler.

WTG, you loser! :thumbsup:

Paging Pam Anderson! You can pick up your car now! We've finished changing the fluids on your pickup!

IMHO.

hey, why isn't this fucker enlisting in the war he loves so much!!!

Geeez, seems he learned nothing from his time with the Butthole Surfers


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taken from the Texas Monthly of 2001
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What? The twisted creators of "Bar-B-Q Pope" collaborating with an MTV star? According to Haynes, Kid Rock wanted to use a sample from the Surfers' Black Sabbath parody "Sweat Loaf." "We were like, 'Oh, Kid Rock, ka-ching, sure,'" Haynes says. As a swap, he asked Kid Rock for help with the chorus of their planned single. "He came to my house in his big white limousine with his five-hundred-pound bodyguards. He says, 'Let's just write a new song,' and I'm like, 'Uh, okay.'"

In record time Kid Rock is singing "I love the girls and the money and the shame of life." "We were all kind of like, 'Yeah, way to go, Kid,'" recalls Coffey. "I mean, you can't really slag him for writing it there on the spot. And how do you tell a guy who's doing this out of charity that it's so, so, what's the word . . . bad?"

Haynes was genuinely charmed yet admits, "It took me a long time to do the verses because it's hard to embrace a song that says 'I love the girls and the money and the shame of life.' It's tough."

The Butthole surfers even make fun of the guy.