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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 09:47 PM
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ZombyWoof's 30-Second Meals
Forget scratchy-voiced nincompoop Rachael Ray and her 30-minute meals. I can make a meal in 30 seconds.

First, spread some saltine crackers on a plate.

Then, spread your favorite peanut butter on them.

And then, drizzle honey all over them.

Serve with a glass of cold skim milk, and enjoy!
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 09:48 PM
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1. don't forget the "garbage bowl"---yummo!
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 09:48 PM
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2. The best meal ever!
You can also do the same with vanilla wafers!
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 09:48 PM
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3. But Rachel Ray is cute
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 09:56 PM
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10. Yeah
But I was dying to use the word "nincompoop" in a sentence. :-)

"Skynyrd haters are nincompoops."
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 10:28 PM
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21. Save that for next week, mon
Edited on Wed Feb-16-05 10:30 PM by RagingInMiami
When the next LS hater is bound to pop up with their most recent revelation that Sweet Home Alabama is just not blue enough for them, mon.

EDIT: To comply with JJ's dare on using the word "mon" on each of my posts
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 09:49 PM
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4. kewl
but at least Rachael Ray is not anorexic like Giada DeLaurentiis (she only eats one or two bites of food when she films her show, otherwise she starves herself.)
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 09:50 PM
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5. I like Giada too
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 10:46 PM
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23. Giada Has A Freakishly Big Head. It's Distracting. And Her Teeth.
always baring her teeth...

she freaks me out a little.
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realisticphish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 09:52 PM
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6. ok, except
skim milk :puke::puke::puke:


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 09:54 PM
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8. I have to balance the peanut butter's fat LOL
;-)
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realisticphish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 09:58 PM
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12. lol good point
you could always eat it while sprinting uphill :shrug:

;)


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 09:53 PM
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7. Dinner tonight...
A whole lot of Jax cheese curls and juice w/seltzer, followed by ice cream at Friendly's :) The driving took more than 30 seconds, but had 0 prep time, so it evens out!
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 09:55 PM
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9. LOL!
Sounds like a plan! :hi: :hug:
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 09:58 PM
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11. OR...spread crackers on plate...take a couple cheese food slices....
...fold into quarters....and put on top of crackers...then a dollop of pico de gallo on top of that...then microwave for approximately 30 seconds or untill cheese food is soft not melted!! *cooking times may vary according to your brand of microwave oven* :9 :9
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 10:04 PM
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13. Sounds good!
I have cheese, and salsa... but was in a sweet honey mood. ;-)
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KT2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 10:07 PM
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14. Whenever I watch Rachel Ray
I can't help but think that her parents may have been relieved, although I am sure they love her, when she moved out of the house. Does she ever stop talking???

PB & Honey crackers sounds like a winner!
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 10:10 PM
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17. LOL!
I don't mind the chatter... it's that VOICE. It could grate cheese! :-)
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 10:07 PM
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15. Two flour tortillas and
a handful of shredded pepper jack

While that's nuking, I open a beer and feed the dog.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 10:09 PM
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16. Don't forget the kitty!
:-)

Your idea sounds great. I need to find some habañero jack cheese, now that you mention it.
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 10:10 PM
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18. you use a plural tense in the thread title...
the first recipe doesn't quite grab me... so I am waiting impatiently for others... always looking for ideas for 30 second meals...
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 10:12 PM
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19. Yeah?
Well, I ate more than one plate. :P (Plus, I was parodying Rachael Ray's show title, so there!)

I am not going back to the corner for this. :dunce:
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 10:23 PM
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20. Hey, I asked honestly
not with an eye to the corner... curious about other ZombyWoof 30 second meals....
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 10:44 PM
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22. Tune in next week!
When I think of one. :P
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