Do “body thetans” really exist? - Democratic Underground

Earth_First

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Thu Feb-17-05 03:20 PM
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Poll question: Do “body thetans” really exist?

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Technowitch

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Thu Feb-17-05 03:24 PM
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1. what?

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Earth_First

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Thu Feb-17-05 03:27 PM
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3. Link:

“I intend to make Scientology as accessible to as many people as I can. And that is my goal,” Elfman said. To do this, she says, it is my “duty to clear the planet.” By “clearing” she means to rid the world of “body thetans” — aliens who Scientologists believe inhabit the earth from a nuclear explosion 75 million years ago. She continued that “the more successful I became, the more suppression I bumped into … especially in the entertainment industry, which really is home to rabid suppression.”

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6908975/

*DISCLAIMER* This is not intended to poke fun at religion of any kind, in any way.

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Spinzonner

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Thu Feb-17-05 07:09 PM
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5. Is Billy Bob Thetan a Scientologist ?

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Technowitch

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Thu Feb-17-05 07:22 PM
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6. Oh. Well, I happen to be from 47 Ursa Majoris

Edited on Thu Feb-17-05 07:23 PM by Technowitch

We're immune to body thetan infestations. And most other parasites. A shame you Earthers haven't really figured it out yet. I mean, really, one thorough Orgon cleansing ought to be enough for anybody.

cheers,
Technowitch

p.s. This is a very deliberate attempt to poke fun at religion.

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realisticphish

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Thu Feb-17-05 07:48 PM
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8. scientology boggles my mind

i mean, ok, christianity can be said to have been made up, but at least its been made up for a long time, and the origins are foggy. L. ron hubbard just freakin made up scientology, and got people to give millions of dollars to learn how to get rid of these ancient aliens

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

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Spinzonner

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Thu Feb-17-05 03:25 PM
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2. Scientology

possibly the best posthumous practical joke ever

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DrGonzoLives

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Thu Feb-17-05 03:51 PM
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4. One keeps crawling up my ass

Very annoying little bastard.

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Technowitch

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Thu Feb-17-05 07:24 PM
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7. That's what you get for letting him into the WH Press Room behind you

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