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matcom

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Sat Feb-19-05 03:28 PM
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Mein Führer! I can walk!

Edited on Sat Feb-19-05 03:28 PM by matcom

:D

yes, offered free on Comcast Cable

just finished watching :bounce:

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Itascapark

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Sat Feb-19-05 03:32 PM
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1. "hell, a guy could have himself a pretty good

weekend in Vegas with all this stuff."

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GCP

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Sat Feb-19-05 03:33 PM
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2. "Are you one of them commie preverts?"

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NoPasaran

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Sat Feb-19-05 03:36 PM
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3. "Mandrake, have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?"

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Feathered Fish

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Sat Feb-19-05 03:41 PM
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4. ........

Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.

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Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.

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Downtown Hound

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Sat Feb-19-05 03:54 PM
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5. "General Turgidson, is there really a chance for that plane to get through

"Well, sir, if the pilot's good, I mean if he's really...sharp, he can barrel that baby in there so low, hee hee hee, you oughtta see it some time, it's sight. A BIG PLANE LIKE A 52! WHOOSH! JET EXHAUST! FLYING CHICKENS IN THE BARNYARD! HEH HEH HEH!

"Yeah but has he got a chance?"

"HAS HE GOT A CHANCE? HEEELLLLLL YEAH!"

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Melynn

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Sat Feb-19-05 03:58 PM
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6. "You can't fight in here"

"this is the war room"

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nickgutierrez

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Sat Feb-19-05 04:05 PM
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7. "My precious bodily fluids!"

Have you noticed how much that guy has in common with Rumsfeld?

It's creepy... :scared:

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matcom

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Sat Feb-19-05 06:11 PM
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8. nice

GREAT LINE!

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Aristus

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Sat Feb-19-05 06:14 PM
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9. "Okay, but yer gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola Corporation

for this!"

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Placebo

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Sat Feb-19-05 06:28 PM
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10. "He'll see the big board!"

General Turgidson = pure gold.

"I said, Premier Kissov is a degenerate atheist commie! That's what I said."

Then of course, President Muffley:

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"

"Gentlemen, this is outrageous. I have never heard of such behavior in the War Room before."

"Well now what happened is, one of our base commanders, he had a sort of, well he went a little funny in the head. You know. Just a little ... funny."

"Well, listen, how do you think I feel about it? Can you imagine how I feel about it, Dimitri? Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello? Of course I like to speak to you. Of course I like to say hello. Not now, but any time, Dimitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened. It's a friendly call. Of course it's a friendly call."

"I'm sorry too, Dimitri. I'm very sorry. Alright! You're sorrier than I am! But I am sorry as well. I am as sorry as you are, Dimitri. Don't say that you are more sorry than I am, because I am capable of being just as sorry as you are." :D!

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matcom

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Sat Feb-19-05 07:43 PM
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11. kick

:kick:

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Sat Feb-19-05 07:49 PM
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12. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwww!!!!!!

Edited on Sat Feb-19-05 07:50 PM by KG

all the other great lines got used already....

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derby378

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Sat Feb-19-05 08:18 PM
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13. Not quite all of them...

"What we have is a MINESHAFT GAP!"

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Hardrada

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Sat Feb-19-05 08:29 PM
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14. What is the use of a Doom's Day Machine

if you don't tell anyone about it?

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MikeG

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Sat Feb-19-05 08:46 PM
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15. "you are in for such a pranging"

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