Hi, I'm a horny 15yr old Freeper (Satire)

I wish we could trim the Bush out of the White house. Ouch the horror, the unbearable pain. Stop the pain, king George is infallible( that’s better) “Thank god Bush put an end to 8 years of peace and prosperity”.

The Freepers just released me, It was a scene right out of Clockwork Orange.They locked my eyelids open, tied me down and made me watch 72 hours strait highlights of our king Smirking non-stop from his lying “my ass off" tour of 2001.”

I have been conditioned and programmed to feel sickness and pain when ever I have a rational thought. So from here on out nothing but Jingoistic mindless hate.

On edit- I hope you have seen Clockwork Orange, to understand the horror. If you have not seen it I suggest you do, it is a very disturbing movie.

me thinks; I detect a freeper.

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a little jumpy there aren't we?

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I thought I was horny? Jeez! Now you tell me!

hop, hop ,hop

We give all freepers a free pass if they can do that! :D

I've racked up 4000 democrat-sounding posts because I, too, am waiting for the 2004 election to unmask myself with a big "Ha Ha, fooled you DU assholes I'm a freeper but our guy wona again and now I unmas myself etc. and stuff etc. MORANS!"

much more fun. The only girls who will talk to you now are the ones you meet in church.

You SINNER, dame you to hell. Don’t you know you’re supposed to get felt up by righteous priests, and turn a blind eye to it. Its called being a good Freeper. You dirty nasty body fluid swamping liberal.

There are lots of ways to have fun with your clothes on. You're the one with the dirty mind. YOU. YOU. YOU.

Remember, dumocraps are totally into free love and sex - in fact, they think sex with a spouse is wrong, adn taht sex should be found and enjoyed only outside holy matrimony.

Gotta get your facts straight when you're freeping the DU boards.

So - let me say this - Two cheers for the destruction of the American Family and go Marks! We loves communisticicism! (see - I fit in by saying that).

So - let me say this - Two cheers for the destruction of the American Family and go Marks! We loves communisticicism! (see - I fit in by saying that). LOL

Wouldn't want you make freepers look dumb, or anything.

I am not a moran!

And proud of it.

You enjoyed the body fluid thing last night! hehe! :evilgrin:

don't do s*x
It's shameful and dirty and should be kept secret. It's a disgusting bodily function that shouldn't be discussed. Repugs do it with whores to spare their wives the pain. Then they wolf down gallons of Jim Beam and a few oxycontin to bury the guilt of their dirty little secret.
You know Bush hasn't boinked Laura since he sobered up (Last Sunday)

No way. It's a beautifully made film about free will. Now, I think you need an injection of the serum... and more "treatment".:)

No way. It's a beautifully made film about free will. Now, I think you need an injection of the serum... and more "treatment".:)

Injection of seamen? aka more treatment?

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Mellow out. Life is not that bad.

isn't that redundant? ;)