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Glenda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 12:15 AM
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What happens when you reach 1000 posts?
Does a bell go off?

:shrug:

I'm getting close.

Will there be some sort of party?

:party::party::party:
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pres2032 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 12:15 AM
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1. i could tell you, but
then i'd have to take away 200 of your posts. ;-)
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Glenda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 12:17 AM
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4. Oooooh, that's harsh.
I withdraw my question :)

:hi:
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 12:16 AM
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2. The Mods pitch in and buy you a cake
with your name on it...:P
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Glenda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 12:16 AM
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3. Will it be my real name?
Or will it say Jeff Gannon?
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last_texas_dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 12:19 AM
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5. Your post counter...
...starts reading "1,000+" posts.

And I think that's about it. :-)

But happy almost-1000-posts! :toast: :party:
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Glenda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 12:19 AM
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6. Thanks! I'm taking whatever party I can get!
:hi:
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Itchinjim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 12:20 AM
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7. You get to shoot the nipples off a cotton candy goat!
RIP HST
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PartyPooper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 12:22 AM
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8. Just ask me, parties "aren't allowed" under any circumstances!
So, forget that idea!

:thumbsdown:

:evilfrown:

:nuke:
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 12:25 AM
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9. Your head explodes
But you won't feel a thing.
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aQuArius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 12:26 AM
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10. I'm heading that way...
I'll let you know if I get there before you. :hi:
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merwin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 12:56 AM
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11. You get access to the super-secret section of the forum.
You can do unspeakable things to users!!!
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 01:04 AM
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12. You get the keys to the sex thread forum
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Glenda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 06:24 PM
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13. Is there one?
;)
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the Princess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 06:39 PM
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14. We throw you a party
then roast you on a spit and eat you!

PAR-TAY!!!!
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 06:40 PM
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15. We tell you where the washroom and vending machines are.
:P
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 06:46 PM
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16. You get a special, glow-in-the-dark, floating keychain!
It says "DU 1000 Post Member!" on one side, and has a pic of the admins on the other.

You have to donate to get this perk, though, and make sure the admins have your correct name and address for shipping.

:hi:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 06:47 PM
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17. You get a key to the executive restroom.
They got linen towels in there.
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 07:13 PM
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18. The post fairie..
.... will appear on your screen and will tell you your special unique message from the universe to help you stop posting so much :)
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