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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 11:23 AM
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God deserves a good laugh too....
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone "brother."
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

AMEN




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madison2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 11:29 AM
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1. Excellent
Thanks for posting that!
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 11:31 AM
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2. I'd heard all of those except the "woman" part--hilarious
and oh, so true!
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Hoping4Change Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 11:32 AM
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3. What a scream. Thanks for the post.
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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 12:33 PM
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4. That's really good.
Love it. :toast:
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pres2032 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 01:10 PM
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5. LOL, that's awsome!
thanks for posting!
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