I'm sick of all you fat assed vegans! - Democratic Underground

LeftPeopleFinishFirst

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:17 PM
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I'm sick of all you fat assed vegans!

Edited on Tue Feb-22-05 04:36 PM by LeftPeopleFinishFirs

GET OUT OF MY SALAD BAR!

ON EDIT:

I AM HERE TO CONVERT YOU TO VEGANISM

BUT STILL, GET OUT OF MY SALAD BAR LIKE RIGHT NOW.

THOSE BEAN SPROUTS ARE MINE!

2nd edit:
I'm actually a vegan.

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:18 PM
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1. I WILL VOMIT ON YOU!

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LeftPeopleFinishFirst

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:19 PM
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3. YOUR DAD SHOULD BRING YOU HOME

LIKE RIGHT NOW.

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:27 PM
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13. I CAN'T LEAVE

I SUPERGLUED MYSELF TO THE FLOOR.

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LeftPeopleFinishFirst

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:28 PM
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15. THIS IS MY RESTAURANT

GET OUT NOW, VOMIT FACE!

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ET Awful

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:19 PM
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2. Seriously though . . . When was the last time you saw a fat vegan?

Does such a person even exist?

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LeftPeopleFinishFirst

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:20 PM
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5. seriously..

I have never seen a fat vegan. Maybe the ones who are just starting out on veganism.

Still, all those vegetables really make 'em pack on the pounds. Lard asses!

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Modem Butterfly

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:21 PM
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6. Oh yes. One of my college roommates was

She was one of those annoying vegans who kept yelling about meat being murder but wore leather shoes. She was about 5'9" and maybe 160. Not huge, but definitely more than "big boned".

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LeftPeopleFinishFirst

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:22 PM
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8. huh

She probably snuck meat at night when you weren't looking! ;)

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Modem Butterfly

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:24 PM
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9. I don't know about that, but she did drink a lot of beer

Beer being, you know, vegan and all.

She would eat like crap. Brown rice, a can of veggie refried beans, and a beer. Then she would go into her room, turn off all the lights and turn up the soundtrack to The Crow so loud we had to leave the house. A real charmer, that one.

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LeftPeopleFinishFirst

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:26 PM
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10. If she drank beer

She wasn't a vegan.

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Modem Butterfly

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:38 PM
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18. Color me clueless, but how is beer not vegan?

:shrug:

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Book Lover

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:40 PM
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20. Yeast

is a living organism with animal kingdom qualities. At least that's my quick non-google supplemented reply :-)

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LeftPeopleFinishFirst

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:51 PM
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27. Eh, I'm not that strict

But I'm sure that answer is true for some people.

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Book Lover

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:55 PM
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28. It was to a few folks I know

But I live in hyper-aware San Francisco, where one-upmanship is more common that parking spaces. I'm on a roll! Somebody stop me!

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ET Awful

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Tue Feb-22-05 07:14 PM
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32. Hehehe, yeah, like I'm so vegan, I won't even wash my hands cause

I might kill some microorganisms and stuff.

(not bashing vegans, bashing the one-upmanshippers that try to be "more vegan" than anyone else) :)

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LeftPeopleFinishFirst

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:43 PM
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24. Isinglass finings.

Made from fish bladders. Most beers are vegan, some aren't.

As in the case of wine, non-vegan things such as egg and other ingredients are used.

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hollywood926

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:39 PM
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19. How is that even possible?

She was obviously either a)LYING and sneaking Big Macs at lunch or b) a vegetarian, not a vegan. There are lots of fat vegetarians because they eat dairy and chocolate. I can't imagine a way for a vegan to get fat. Maybe by eating ten loaves of bread at 3am?

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:30 PM
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16. *raises hand*

Years ago when I was in a punk band, we lacked the funds for accomodations when on roadtrips, so we stayed with generous concert attendees who let us crash on their floors. Every time we played in a college town - I'm serious, every time - the person who'd put us up would end up being a fat vegan girl. I couldn't figure it the hell out! Maybe too much pasta?

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LeftPeopleFinishFirst

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:31 PM
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17. Yes

They all fall victim to pasta

It fills you up more than vegetables

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hollywood926

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:42 PM
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22. What kind of pasta?

I think you're talking about vegetarians, not vegans.

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LeftPeopleFinishFirst

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:46 PM
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26. There are vegan pastas

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Book Lover

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:20 PM
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4. Hey, is that honey mustard?

...elbows skinny-ass LA vegan out of the way, mutters, "Li'l thing never had a chance..."

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LeftPeopleFinishFirst

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:21 PM
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7. HEY

YOU BROKE HER IN HALF, that wasn't nice!

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Book Lover

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:26 PM
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12. Never had a chance!

Edited on Tue Feb-22-05 04:27 PM by Book Lover

Should have put more meat on her bones! Ha! I'm smokin' :o

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underpants

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:26 PM
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11. MARSHMALLOWS!!! MARSHMALLOWS EVERYONE!!!

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LeftPeopleFinishFirst

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:27 PM
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14. MARSHMALLOW KILLER!!!

MARSHMALLOWS ARE MURDER

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Redstone

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:42 PM
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21. Since you're a vegan, I have a question (seriously)

Nobody's ever explained this to me, can you?

Why do you guys pronounce the word veegan?

Is it because you only eat veegtables?

I'm serious with this, becaus it doean't make any sense to me.

Redstone

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hollywood926

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:43 PM
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23. I suppose it could be pronounce vej-an..

but that sounds too much like vej-ina.

:-)

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LeftPeopleFinishFirst

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:45 PM
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25. I don't know

I've just recently become a vegan and am still learning.

Vegans don't eat only vegetables, btw.

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Redstone

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Tue Feb-22-05 04:58 PM
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29. I know y'all don't only eat vegetables,

or veegtables either, I just said that to make the question shorter.

If you find out, I'd appreciate it if you'd let me know.

Say, do think this may be part fo the reason people give you guys such a hard time? It really does sound like an affectation with the odd pronunciation, after all.

Redstone

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LeftPeopleFinishFirst

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Tue Feb-22-05 05:00 PM
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30. Who cares about the pronunciation?

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Redstone

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Tue Feb-22-05 05:04 PM
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31. Well, it's just that it's not clear. When somebody says

"I'm a vegetarian," pretty much everyone knows what they're talking about. People who don't have a very strong cultural radar might hear the word Veegan" and not know if it's a food preference, a religious preference, a sexual preference, or what.

Although there would be context to take into consideration.

I'm not arguing, just trying to find something out.

Redstone

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