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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 07:00 PM
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would everybody rush to judgment
if a venusian family, space-lagged and sick from light-speed travelling came into a restaurant where you were eating and their kids threw up?

what if the horse-riding ghosts of jesus, john wayne, and elvis were watching the way you treated them?
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 07:02 PM
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1. I would...
slaughter the entire family with my evil mind bullets (thats telekenises kyle!)
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HeyManThatsCool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 07:02 PM
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2. I would have to demand that the family return their vouchers
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 07:03 PM
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3. I would only judge them if they were poor.
Otherwise, vomit away, rich kids!
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 07:05 PM
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4. I wouldn't even notice
I'd be too busy starting an argument with Jesus, John Wayne, and Elvis.

Khash.
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 07:07 PM
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6. It'll have to be Jesus and Wayne, because Elvis is still alive
nt
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 07:06 PM
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5. I would remind that according to the Uranus-Venus accords of 487
Edited on Tue Feb-22-05 07:07 PM by Rabrrrrrr
the earth was declared off-limits as a recreational, explorational, or dumping ground, or for any reason whatsoever, for both Venusians and Uranians, and thus the Venusian family are, in fact, in volation of interplanetary law and that if they don't leave immediately and retreat to a distance of no less than 45,000,000km from earth, they will be reported to interplanetpol.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 07:09 PM
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7. but what about compassion
WHAT I HAVE TO SAY IS IMPORTANT! I HAVE HALF-VENUSIAN CHILDREN!
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