Admit it, you were a little hellion when you were younger.

If you say no, you're lying.

and keep quiet otherwise daddy will drink the whole check on friday.

daddy drinks because i cry.

It was the bar my dad hung out at.

Momma would look at it and say "isn't pretty and it only cost three thousand dollars".

we got a beating after our dad burned santa dolls.

ya want it?

Dad would wake us up Christmas morning with a lead pipe to the head. Then we were forced to watch Santa porn flicks all day while eating cold mush. All 27 of us.

but did your parents murder you in cold blood every morning before forcing you to walk ON YOUR KNEES across 27 miles of broken glass, nails, and barbed wire strands to the small unheated one-room schoolhouse that abutted the rendering plant?

I could puke on cue.

Love to trip up "the arrogant" control freak, power hungry types.

I imposed more rules on myself than my parents did.

....but that's just ME! :P

When I was six years old, my parents and I lived in a multi-building apartment complex. Want to know some of what I got the other neighborhood kids to do with me?

1. Tear the registration stickers off the license plates on all the neighborhood cars.

2. Climb up the telephone cable on the side of one building until it broke, knocking out phone service to all the tenants inside.

3. Sneak into an empty apartment that the maintenance crew was painting, pry open the half-gallon cans, and have us one hell of a paint fight!

4. Steal shopping carts from the supermarket across the street and push them down a nearby embankment into the creek below.

5. Not to mention the more conventional little-shit behavior, like ringing doorbells and running away before the people answered.

For some strange reason, the other parents considered me a bad influence on their children. :shrug:

my parents would send me to my room otherwise.

I had 300+ acres to run, romp and raise hell on in the country and my own horse and firearms. By the time I was 14, I could out-ride, out-rope,out-shoot out-fight and out-drink a lot of full grown men.

So I was very good. I don't feel like rehashing everything though so I'll spare you the details.