Please don't bring your sick boyfriend to the bar

I was in a crowded bar several years ago. Behind me was a couple, and the guy was not looking too well. As I was making my way to my table, I felt something hot running down my back. I turned around, and sure enough, the guy had his hand over his mouth with vomit trickling out between his fingers.

His girlfriend apologized for him, said he'd had too much to drink. (DUH!) She didn't offer, though, to pay for my clothes, which were ruined with what smelled like soured white russian.

If he was sick, they should have stayed home or he should have left the bar. He shouldn't have stayed and puked all over me and ruined my night. I had to go home and shower, and I ended up throwing that really cute outfit away.

If your boyfriend is going to get puking drunk, then perhaps you should keep your boyfriend at home, where the porcelain and the coffeepot are near.

Adults behaving badly.

:-)

That sounds awful.

#1 Shithead should not have been out in that condition
#2 Shithead and Girlfriend of Shithead were responsible for ruining your outfit. They should have compensated you for not only having subjected you to filth, but destroying your clothes. No and ifs or buts.

I've never been vomited on, but some stupid large Rush Limbaugh type with a big cigar, coming outside from a bar where he had soused himself, and feeling lightheaded and beginning to fall down attempted to remain standing by grabbing on to me, a 110 lb female, sending us both crashing to the pavement.

A similar thing happened to my sister. A falling drunk tried to save himself by grabbing her, and tore her winter coat in two. She reported the incident and the management paid for the damage -- indeed, you should have gotten the management to pay for YOUR damage, as they are reponsible for overfilling the vomitous pig who upchucked on you.

some people are just SO stupid. Worse I ever saw was two stupid coeds leaving their large dog run free in a park, which attacked a young man's Maltese, seriously wounding it. Poor kid was carrying it and his bicycle from the park. The girls just said, Duh, I'm sorry. GRRRRRRRR! I gave the guy a ride to the vet, and called the cops on these fucking idiots who let a vicious dog run loose and not give a shit when it savaged someone's little foofoo dog. Unbelievable.

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I guess the moderator had sympathy for me. :-)