OH DEAR GOD, it's the Condoleeza Rice ACTION FIGURE.

...I'm guessing the "pearl necklace" is courtesy of her "husband," George W. Bush...as a matter of fact, I'm sure she's received SEVERAL in appreciation of her "service"...

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HB0093
Condi / Condoleezza Action Figure
Dressed in navy blue pant suit, powder blue blouse & imitation faux pearl necklace included.
$24.95

http://www.vicalecorporation.com/SearchResult.aspx?CategoryID=19

:D

I'll stop there, before I get the thread locked...

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n/t

You know, some enterprising bastard could just walk up and STEAL that one and retire in the Fiji Islands off of MY brilliant idea...

CURSE you, Bush administration! CURSE YOU!

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And the action figure you show, must be the light but my they didn't quite get the teeth right.

I just don't know what to say here..... I want to take the "pearl necklace" thing and run with it, but, dammit, I'd get the thread locked!

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<sigh>


on edit, fuck it, I can't take it.

"Order now and get the *special edition* Condi action figure which has ACTUAL GW Bush DNA in the *pearl necklace*!! Certificate of authenticity included."

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eom

I'm going to torture my boss with that thing! I wonder if I could get a Rumsfeld Action Figure™ to go with her? Holy shit! How about a full line of Bush Administration Action Dolls™!

Talking Donald “Rummy” Rumsfeld doll is resplendent in a red-white and blue box that features a clear front display panel for viewing the Rumsfeld figure within. It includes full color photos, biographical text and a speech by Rumsfeld to American Veterans. Press his button to listen to 28 different phrases.

“There are knowns we know about. Those are the known knowns. And there are knowns we don't know about. Those are the unkown knowns. And there are unknowns we don't even know we don't know about yet, which are unknown unknown unknowns.”

“Rummy” is dressed in a black pin-stripped suit with white shirt, yellow tie and black shoes. The articulated figure stands on a special Department of Defense display base. The figure’s features duplicate Rumsfeld’s stoic, determined look, his gray hair and even comes with a set of glasses!
Order the talking Donald Rumsfeld doll today!

Customers who bought this item also bought:
Ann Coulter Doll with Spinning Head & pea soup

such as a Lynndie England doll complete with a dog leash and a dangling cigarette in her mouth?

in a barbie bed and then take a picture and send it to AP!