(Reuters) Severed Penis Retrieved from Toilet, Reattached

(I wasn't sure where to post this, I've seen a few stories like this lately, but this is the worst)

Tue Feb 22, 2005 09:02 AM ET

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (Reuters) - A 44-year-old Anchorage man had his penis surgically reattached after it was cut off by an angry girlfriend and flushed down a toilet, local police said on Sunday.

The events unfolded about midnight on Saturday, after the pair had been arguing over an impending breakup, an Anchorage Police Department statement said. At some point, the two decided to have sex and the man agreed to let the woman tie his arms to a windowsill.

But the woman used a kitchen knife to amputate her partner's penis and flushed it down the toilet, police said. She untied the man, drove him to a local hospital and was cleaning up the bloody scene when police arrived at the home, according to the statement.

Summoned by the police, workers from the local water utility pulled the toilet up from the floor and were able to recover the severed penis, which was rushed to the hospital for the successful reattachment surgery on Sunday morning.

Police declined to identify the victim, but said his assailant was 35-year-old Kim Tran. She was charged with assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence, and jailed without bail.

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Septic tank Maybe?:hurts:

they've been gone much longer that this guys johnson.

and then dances around shouting "Look at ME! I'm A Girl! I'm a Girl!"

Have the sex before the arguement.

if you just told someone you want to break up:evilfrown:

penis penis penis, cut cut cut, off off off...

always by some psycho girlfriend, wtf

Thursday, 10 June, 2004, 10:26 GMT 11:26 UK

Penis severed in domestic quarrel
A woman who cut off her husband's penis with a breadknife during a row was then stabbed to death by her partner.

The 37-year-old man, reportedly of Ghanaian origin, then had his severed organ sewn back on in hospital.

Police said the couple had been separated since the start of the month, but the fight broke out when the woman, aged 50, paid a visit to her husband.

Neighbours alerted police in the German city of Kassel after seeing the two fighting outside.

The man remains in custody in hospital, and his condition is not known.

The wife was also taken to hospital, but died of her injuries.

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When will this War of Terror on Penises end???

(I don't think I could ever get THAT Drunk)

Well, at Least He Won't Be Fathering More Fans...
Tue Feb 8, 2005 08:27 AM ET

LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday.

Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.

Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said.

Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years.

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It seems like there have been a lot of them recently, or else a lot reported on.

Articles like this make me wish I could choose to be gay.

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Thu Feb 10, 2005 09:56 AM ET

LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

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(The BBC report goes into more detail, but the Reuters headline is better)
"Woman jailed for testicle attack"
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