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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:18 AM
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The Official "Things You Should Never Do" Thread
Edited on Wed Feb-23-05 12:31 AM by CO Liberal
Inspired by Maddy McCall's "never eat a raw plantain" thread.

I'll start with a reply to this message.
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:19 AM
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1. Never Cook Bacon While Naked
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:20 AM
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2. Never go to class after having your eyes dilated at the optometrist's
You will never be able to read what is on the board or overhead projector.
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4morewars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:22 AM
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3. Never play poker with anyone named,"Doc"
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:23 AM
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4. if you live in a glass house
don't throw stones . . .
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:25 AM
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5. Never pet a burning dog.
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:29 AM
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6. Don't pee on an electric fence.
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:49 AM
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7. You Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
You don't spit into the wind.
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
Abd you Don't mess around with Jim.
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:59 AM
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8. Never try on swimsuits when you're wearing knee-highs.
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:01 AM
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9. Never dine in a restaurant named "Eats."
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:02 AM
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10. Never stick your dick in a blender.
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:09 AM
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11. Never touch your tongue to a frozen slide.
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:10 AM
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12. Never attempt to go on DU "for just a minute to check one thing"
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