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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:04 PM
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I am alone.
Yeah for me :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: No lawyers here asking for me to pull non existence documents from thin air! No one asking me to get coffee because I'm the only woman in the room!

The room is clean, my work is done - I can sit back, order room service and harass you here in the lounge!

All I have left to do is to put on a suit and get ready for dinner with my boss and the client and make notes reminding myself not to scratch, pick, belch or otherwise be obnoxious while at dinner (I'm worse than a kid, ya know :silly:)
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:06 PM
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1. When is dinner?
And what are we having?
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:08 PM
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4. You are too late - I took room service orders YESTERDAY!
I think I'm going to just have a light salad -- I'll save my appetite for the big dinner tonight!

Oh what the hell, for you - I'll make an exception. What would you like?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:22 PM
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20. Umm, Jimmy Jazz
I am still waiting on those crab cakes and chardonnay. :shrug:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:42 PM
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30. I'm sorry love!
I thought I told you that Miss Kitty ate your crabcake and drank your wine....Hold on and I'll put another order in for you. (Is this for you and a certain cute someone from beantown, perchance?) Just to be sure, I'll make sure there's enough for two! It's be coming up shortly - you might want to go get him while you are waiting.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:50 PM
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32. Dinner for two...


Oh and, since I'm such a romantic type person, I took the liberty of making you some after dinner reservations. I hope you two enjoy yourselves:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:52 PM
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33. They didn't have any wine in the box?
Okay, I guess I can drink the good stuff. Sigh.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:53 PM
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35. Where's your date?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:54 PM
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37. Gotta go get him. Hang on.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:00 PM
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42. Okay, I invited him. where the heck is he?
Maybe he isn't interested???? could it be??????


:cry:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:12 PM
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44. Do you think maybe he found out you're already married?
:shrug:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:16 PM
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45. Damn. Damn. Damn.
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:07 PM
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2. Damn too bad you missed the nuclear flame war yesterday
Edited on Wed Feb-23-05 12:07 PM by miss_kitty
It was a perfect way to while away the hours-unless you were a mod, I'm sure:evilgrin:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:09 PM
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5. I told you that I got scared and went to bed....
I did hear rumors, however :P
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:08 PM
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3. Cool... I'm up for a little harrassment
and maybe a spanking, too, if you have the time...

:evilgrin:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:10 PM
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6. I've got nothing but time!
But, don't you get my thread locked! It's not happened to me yet - only to that rebel, progmom!
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:12 PM
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8. Hahahhahahahahaahahahaha
BigMcLargeHuge locked the first thread I ever posted! :P
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:14 PM
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10. I always knew he was a meanie!
Oops - I hope he didn't see that...What I meant to say was that if BMLH locked a thread of yours, I'm sure it was with just cause...Yeah, that's what I meant to say.
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:21 PM
Response to Reply #10
18. He just wanted to get my attention
because he realised how damn groovy I really am! :P
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:27 PM
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26. you are one groovy chick. Nice gallery pic, btw
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:29 PM
Response to Reply #26
29. .
:silly:
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:17 PM
Response to Reply #6
13. I'm a bad, bad clown
Now gimme some sugar!
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:20 PM
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15. But of course...


I don't normally do that on a first thread, but for you...I'll make an exception.

Just don't go making copies of my threads, ya hear?
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:21 PM
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17. No, no. I need sugar.
In water.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:24 PM
Response to Reply #17
21. Dayum - and I thought I was easy -
that's all you require: just some sugar and water?
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:12 PM
Response to Reply #21
43. It was a movie reference.
Guess what movie.

And easy women are saints, in the world according to me!
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:18 PM
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46. Men In Black-the first one.
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:44 PM
Response to Reply #46
47. dingdingding
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:45 PM
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48. What's my prize?
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plcdude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:10 PM
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7. well there is always
masturbation.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:14 PM
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11. Ignored.
seriously.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:13 PM
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9. Hey, baby
I think you should get yourself sh*tfaced and then go and make a big scene at the dinner. That's always a good time.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:15 PM
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12. oooh - that sounds like a really good plan!
Perhaps I could pass out in a plate of pasta with red sauce! And call everyone at the table "Bob" right before that! That would get me a raise for sure! Thanks for the idea!
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:19 PM
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14. "Bob" is too tame
Go with "Bastard" but then sob a little each time.

It'll be fun, and an excellent career move.

I'm here for you.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:22 PM
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19. yes, I can that you are in my corner! Wow! With friends like you...
I'll get really far in life! So, it's 1. Call everyone "bastard" 2. Pass out in my plate - we need a third for a trifecta --- mmmmh, how about I put my napkin on my head and sings songs from Fiddler on the Roof right before I pass out in my plate?
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:26 PM
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24. Can you start stripping while
you sing "Sunrise, sunset." I think it would add a certain something.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 05:20 PM
Response to Reply #12
49. hey - i thought calling everyone bob was my schtick!
What am I supposed to do for kicks now?









and what's up with your "bob" obsession?!?
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:20 PM
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16. Hello there Mizz Jazz.
:hi:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:25 PM
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22. That's it? Just hello? No snarky comment...
No witty retort? Where is Rev Acts? What have you done with her???? I miss Rev Acts. :cry: She's gone and someone's has taken over her screen name and bandwith sucking sigline!
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:27 PM
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27. All your Rev are belong to us.
:crazy:
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:26 PM
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23. Too bad I never became male exotic dancer
You could call me up for a special "dance".
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:28 PM
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28. I already told you that I would spring for the expensive g-strings
if that was the only thing holding you back. Jeebus, what's a girl gotta do to get a man to strip for her? :shrug:
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GOPBasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:27 PM
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25. Good for you! I wish I had nothing to do!
I have tons of work to do, but I'm procrastinating as usual.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:55 PM
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39. ah - don't envy me - the shit will hit the fan soon enough.
I'm just enjoying the moment!
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:47 PM
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31. Ok JJ... I finished my coffee... want me to snarky now?
:evilgrin:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:54 PM
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38. no - it's too late and now I'm pouting...
go snark at someone else :P
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:56 PM
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40. Fine I'll take my snarkiness and go bother stop the morans!
He... unlike some people, appreciates me! :P
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:52 PM
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34. also lease remember
that if the suit includes a skirt, keep your legs crossed!!! just helping out.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 12:54 PM
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36. Why would I do that? I *am* trying to get a raise here...
one way or another? :silly:
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:00 PM
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41. in that case remember no underwear
think sharon stone!
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