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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:28 PM
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Horseshit Magazine's Man of the Year for 2005: whoisalhedges!!
It's not even 2006 yet, and already we have a winner!

WHOISALHEDGES, TAKE A BOW!

Here's the shot they're going to use for the cover:



whoisalhedges is on the right, and his "friend," Jeffrey Guckheart, is on the left.

CONGRATULATIONS, WHOISALHEDGES!
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:31 PM
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1. Hubba Hubba!! These guys are as hot as Jeff Gannon!!
I can't wait to see the centerfold! :evilgrin:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:34 PM
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2. Hint: the guy on the left IS Jeff Gannon, under his modified given name.
This was taken at a WH press conference.
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:09 PM
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17. Yum!
Hot guys without shirts!
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:34 PM
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3. Cool.
I just got a subscription to that magazine. The Girl Scouts were selling them door-to-door.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:38 PM
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4. It rhymes with "Grit."
A lateral move, methinks.

Still, CONGRATULATIONS WHOISALHEDGES! I bet it was that "incident" in Grant Park with the bottle of canola oil and a pomeranian that put you over the top.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:49 PM
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5. Bravo!
Molto bene!
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:53 PM
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7. (sniff) I'm so proud of you, Al!
He done good, finally.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:56 PM
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11. Nobody, I MEAN NOBODY, can defeat him at frisbee shots
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:00 PM
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12. Jello-snorting is a different story.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:18 PM
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19. He has those petite nostrils.
Its his one weakness
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:25 PM
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23. I still managed to "stretch" them out.
Don't ask.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:27 PM
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25. don't tell
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:52 PM
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6. kick
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:53 PM
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8. This doesn't change that fact that he murdered Molly.
but it is a nice photo.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:13 PM
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18. He murdered somone?
All the more reason why he is deserving of HORSESHIT MAGAZINE'S HIGHEST HONOR!
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:21 PM
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21. Well, allegedly.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2688141&mesg_id=2688141


He has retained counsel, but things don't look good. If you want to contribute to his bail fund, I started a thread to help.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:55 PM
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9. I don't know of a more deserving Man of the Year!
Congrats! :-)

T
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:01 PM
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13. And he's cute, too!
I had NO idea him and Jeff Gannon were buddies, but there you go.


WHOISALHEDGES! AA-AAH! SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE!
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:02 PM
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14. Oh, he sure is! No arguments from me!
I didn't know he was buddies with Jeff Gannon...but whoisalhedges is still aces with me! :-)
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:05 PM
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16. MY "ace" is high, I can tell you that.
One of the benefits of the new Bush Administration's rules about conduct in the WH breifing room are the mandatory frisbee shots.

BRAVO WHOISALHEDGES!
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 01:56 PM
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10. Yowza!
File. Print.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:03 PM
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15. Hedges needs to do frisbee shots to maintain that figure.
After this pic was taken, he and Jeff soaked their hackeysacks in Cutty Sark and wrung them out over each other's faces. It's these kinds of good deeds that have made whoisalhedges HORSESHIT MAGAZINE'S MAN OF THE YEAR 2005!!!!
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:19 PM
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20. YAY!!!!!!
:party:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:25 PM
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22. YAY!!!!!!!
Are you ready for the party, Chavez? We're gonna have Ani Difranco and the DiFranco family play there, Cool Ranch Doritos and Methamphetamine (Hedges's favorite meal), and a live armadillo performing unnatural acts! SHould be a gas and a giggle!

CONGRATULATIONS WHOISALHEDGES!!!!!!!!!!
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:27 PM
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24. I'm ready to celebrate! Will you have that Harvey Korman impersonator?
And that guatamalan fife and drum band?
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:29 PM
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26. Ixnay on the Kormanator, but the Guatemalan X-treme Fife and Drum
Nudist Army will INDEED be there. Nude.



Look also for Jeff Gannon and the Human Gannonballs to perform their famous dance routines.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:32 PM
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28. Sounds delish! Can't wait
I'll bring my whittling gear! I'll whittle the shit out of this party!
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:31 PM
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27. I'm not at all surprised
After all, he did eat matcom's baby.

Respect is due.

Khash.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:37 PM
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29. I LOVE your sig pic, Random!!!
It kicks soooo much ass.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:40 PM
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30. Thank you sir....although it has nothing to do with WHOISALHEDGES,
HORSESHIT MAGAZINE'S MAN OF THE YEAR 2005!

Aren't you psyched that one of our own has made it so far in life?
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 02:47 PM
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31. I call him the Prince of Flies. He is the bringer of woe and the mincer of
meats.
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-23-05 04:36 PM
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32. We are so lucky that we will always have Hedges to look down to.
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