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matcom

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Wed Feb-23-05 01:51 PM
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whoisalhedges ate my baby

during a NASCAR race! x(

i DEMAND reparations!!!!

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Midlodemocrat

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Wed Feb-23-05 01:52 PM
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1. He's already under house arrest

what more could you want? He needs money to pay an attorney, fer God's sake, the poor bloke is dead broke.

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sui generis

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Wed Feb-23-05 01:55 PM
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2. and hungry. That was the smallest baby I ever saw.

Must have been low cal.

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Magrittes Pipe

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Wed Feb-23-05 02:00 PM
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4. Damn Atkins babies.

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edbermac

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Wed Feb-23-05 01:58 PM
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3. Well, you know what they say about those Uruguayan rugby players...

They'll eat anything...

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xmas74

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Wed Feb-23-05 02:01 PM
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5. Only when they crash into the Andes.

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underpants

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Wed Feb-23-05 02:01 PM
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6. Maybe a dingbat ate your baby

:bounce:

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tigereye

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Wed Feb-23-05 02:07 PM
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7. that's why he can't come to my house

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KamaAina

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Wed Feb-23-05 02:09 PM
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8. Was Howard Dean with him?

'cause you know how bad the MSM wants a shot of Dr. Dean eating roast baby :evilgrin:

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edbermac

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Wed Feb-23-05 02:24 PM
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9. You were watching a NASCAR race instead of looking after your baby??

I'm afraid the authorities will have to be notified about this...:spank:

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ChavezSpeakstheTruth

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Wed Feb-23-05 02:33 PM
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10. Take a number

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RandomKoolzip

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Wed Feb-23-05 02:34 PM
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11. If by "baby" you mean my excreta, then we have something in common.

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khashka

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Wed Feb-23-05 02:36 PM
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12. Matcom you should be grateful!

It never grew up to be a fatassed retarded vegan. Or a bad parent. Or took anybody to a restaraunt. Or posted sex threads. Or asked random questions.

Think of all the heart ache that you avoided.

Of course the baby did go to a NASCAR race but we can't be responsible for everything our children do.

Khash.

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Hand

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Wed Feb-23-05 03:44 PM
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13. Insh'Allah... nt

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