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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 06:41 PM
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Sex Makes You Smell Better And Improves Teeth
I kid you not. It also combats depression and helps build immunity to colds and the flu.

Check it out: http://www.forbes.com/2003/10/08/cz_af_1008health.html
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 06:41 PM
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1. well, I've never been depressed when I got some so maybe it
does work.
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 06:43 PM
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2. Sweating is against my religion unless I'm on a treadmill...
Is that how you explain the smelling better? LOL
Duckie
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 06:43 PM
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3. whoo hoo!
:bounce:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 06:57 PM
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4. The ultimate vicious circle!
I get depressed because, let's face it, I don't get any.

Of course I'm depressed! The only way to get out of the depression is to do it.

But with who? Nobody wants me. It's as simple as that.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 07:05 PM
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5. Does masturbation count???
Cause that's all I really have going for me right now...
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 07:34 PM
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6. For Those That Don't Get Any
The next time you go grocery shopping and they ask "Paper or Plastic...?"

Go with the paper and keep it in reserve.
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 07:39 PM
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7. Okay I'll bite. How does grocery bag relate to sex?
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 07:50 PM
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8. She Was So Ugly....
She would scare a dog with a Pork Chop tied around her neck.

A paper bag (and sometimes a lot of liquor) sometimes improves the 12-hour appeal of a partner.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 07:56 PM
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9. Ahhh... Coyote Ugly.
The kind where you want to BARF after you wake up to the hangover.
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 07:57 PM
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10. That's not about NOT getting any and I'm sorry I asked
That was pretty tacky
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Interrobang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 07:58 PM
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11. ...but only after you shower and brush, right?
Sorry, Slashdot apathy getting me again. :)
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 08:09 PM
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12. That explains a lot about FReepers
What has 32 legs and 17 teeth?

A FReeper rally!

:-)
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 08:13 PM
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13. SEE, SEE?
And some of you thought I was over sex... uh, I mean over reacting about not getting any!
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populistmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 09:55 PM
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14. I've had too many colds this past year.
I suppose this explains part of it anyway.
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Mr. Brown of MD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 11:20 PM
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15. Imagine the pickup lines
*holding a printed out copy of article*

"Want to start a new health program?"

"Want me to help strengthen your teeth?"

I can see a future in this...

-CollegeDude
Wouldn't really do it
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 11:38 PM
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16. Bull
I was your age once and I tried to take advantage of every oppourtunity.

Chemistry and English Lit goes only so far....
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-10-03 12:46 PM
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17. So far, not working on my ESSO....
"C'mon, it'll tighten your tushie into something beyond incredible and help me keep prostate cancer away, too..."

She's not buying it. :-(
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eileen_d Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-10-03 12:49 PM
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18. Oh, you SHOULD really do it!
"Hey, baby - are you interested in participating in a clinical trial?"
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