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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 04:51 PM
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I'm gonna get a hole cut in my throat tomorrow
will you all talk about me on national tv for oh, say 4 or 5 straight hours?

thanks
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 04:52 PM
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1. *Splurt*
Edited on Thu Feb-24-05 04:52 PM by Misunderestimator
damn....
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 04:53 PM
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2. leave the pope the hell alone
:grr:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 05:11 PM
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16. pope???
hell???

oh NOW your gonna get it
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DrWeird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 04:53 PM
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3. How many millions of followers do you have?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 04:55 PM
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5. just Catwoman
is that enough?
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DrWeird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 04:56 PM
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7. No.
Otherwise I'd be getting a lot more airplay.

I think you've got a case of that there papal envy.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 04:57 PM
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8. haha
papal envy... *snarf*
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 04:55 PM
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4. If you're lucky, some pious types here might have a prayer vigil for you.
Right in the Lounge. Complete in Latin. Again, only if you're lucky.
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 04:58 PM
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9. I doubt it.
They're probably too gun shy about some asshole turning the thread into a flame fest...
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 05:31 PM
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17. Oremus pro matcom nostrum???
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 04:55 PM
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6. So you are planning on jogging through Lawrence MA?
Thats a cheap way of getting a hole cut in your throat.
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Kathy in Cambridge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 04:59 PM
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10. It's not as bad as it used to be
Lawrence, I mean. I still wouldn't hang out there after dark though. :scared:
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 05:04 PM
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14. I was there in 2002. Brought ma to Cedar Crest for suppah.
And witnessed a drive-by stabbing on N. Broadway.

Ma just kept walking like it was nothing unusual.
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Bonhomme Richard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 05:01 PM
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11. I'm going to get my throat cut in a hole tomorrow.
At least I didn't start a copycat thread, and I was really tempted.
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 05:10 PM
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15. I'm going to cut my throat in whole tomorrow.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 05:03 PM
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12. Really, Why?
:shrug:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 05:04 PM
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13. so i can smoke like that lady in Beetlejuice
DUH
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 05:35 PM
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18. Only if you promise to wear a white dress
Drive around in a green-house on wheels, and get guards in fab colourful uniforms.
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Cuban_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 05:37 PM
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19. Great-- it'll match the one at the other end! n/t
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 06:00 PM
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20. Locking
Flamebait
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