Hello, I am ILL Mitch and I am FAST AND DANGER!

Bluebear

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Thu Feb-24-05 05:22 PM
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Hello, I am ILL Mitch and I am FAST AND DANGER!

Hello to rap fans, I am ILL Mitch. I come from Russia to America now I am free to do 3 favorite things. These are rap and ride on my skateboard and hit my boxing bag. But most favorite thing is rap.

http://www.illmitch.com/

Im ILL Mitch, now listen me recording
when I'm on street you know Im speed boarding
anyone who board shall call me lord master
oh ho you board? ILL Mitch board faster
wear oakley shades yes I do
say no to rollerblades and so should you
ride my board in the street ride my board and I'm ill
ride my board so quick ride my board down a hill
I ride in a pool I ride a half tube
I board fast like gleaming the cube
if you got a problem with Tony Hawk
get off your wheels and take a phony walk
going so fast you can barely see me board
I go faster than a ranger ford
in Russia call me danger lord
come take a seat on my anger sword

look at my helmet wear my vest for speed
when I use the microphone Im the best you need
I have two side one happy and one anger
you can ask a stranger my board is fast and danger

got ILL Mitch style look no one has
my board wheels spin fast like taz
NO interviews you bony talkman
I only listen to my sony walkman
your momma wack your grannys wack
keep a handy wipe in my fanny pack
in Russia woman love her Ford
I save my money for a hover board
in Japan you know they got those
understand I got the hot flows
when I board I'm never a loner
on full moon I ride with boner
looking for target its a missle crises
wait for impact this is priceless
boom! dust cloud
cover ears ILL Mitch bust loud

look at my helmet wear my vest for speed
when I use the microphone Im the best you need
I have two side one happy and one anger
you can ask a stranger my board is fast and danger

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d_b

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Thu Feb-24-05 05:35 PM
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1. Come take a seat on my anger sword

Edited on Thu Feb-24-05 05:36 PM by d_b

I wish he'd update more often.

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mark414

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Thu Feb-24-05 05:36 PM
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2. ahhhahahha

i haven't been on that website in months...thanks for reminding me

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Bluebear

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Thu Feb-24-05 05:37 PM
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3. I guess he doesn't write any new material

Or he was deported? :shrug:

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Juan Martinez

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Thu Feb-24-05 07:41 PM
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4. Haha

Edited on Thu Feb-24-05 07:43 PM by Juan Martinez

Classic website. It's so popular, Ill Mitch thought to himself "why should I ever update it?"

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