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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 05:59 PM
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I've entered the 700 club! :scared:

Do I have to start healing people, or handling snakes?

Or will I just make a ton of money and get to buy a big house in Palm Beach?
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 06:00 PM
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1. You start quoting scripture, and get an overwhelming urge to
hang out with Pat Robinson.
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 07:21 PM
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6. As long as that's the only urge for Pat Robertson
:puke:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 06:01 PM
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2. you are required to become a freeper toadie for 100 posts
Just kidding, get out of there quick, you may get burned at the stake.
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 07:23 PM
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7. Now I'm one step closer to getting out : )
maybe I should change my siggie line to "Bush rocks!" in the interim?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 09:51 PM
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13. don't do that
you might get tombstoned!
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montana_hazeleyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 06:02 PM
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3. Be afraid, be very afraid.......
"They" know you're not really one of "them".
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 07:28 PM
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9. I will watch my step and check under my bed at night
Dang! They've already infiltrated my computer!



Aaaaaaaaaaaaah...
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 06:28 PM
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4. You're not suffering along
With patience, companionship and prayer we will all get through this eventually.

Alternatively, just go with your final option.
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 07:21 PM
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5. If I slick back my hair and put on a nice new suit
will you donate to the cause?
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ikojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 07:26 PM
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8. Many Americans have used religion to enrich themselves
Why not take this opportunity to ask us for our "faith offerings." Use said "faith offerings" to build yourself a very nice home (complete with pool). Erect a large cross on the property so that you can claim it is a "church" and thus avoid paying any property taxes.

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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 07:29 PM
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10. I like your idea
Thanks! Come and use the pool anytime! :hi:
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ikojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 08:04 PM
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11. You need an adviser....you just don't offer the use of your
pool....you say that the pool is filled with HEALING WATERS. for a nominal "faith offering" of $500, believers may immerse themselves in GAWD'S HEALING WATERS. Praise him!

Creating a slick flyer complete with pics of formerly handicapped people walking is sure to attract the faithful.

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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-24-05 08:21 PM
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12. YOU'RE HIRED!!!
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