The truth about Guckert, Rove, McClellan and Betsy the sheep.

We all know what the truth is about Guckert/Gannon...it doesen't take a political scientist to figure it out. Here is how it went.

Guckert had obviously been having a sex relationship with "Jabba The Hut" lookalike Karl Rove for several months. At some point shortly after
the re-election, Rove introduced Guckert to his fat dougboy friend Scott McClellan, who was immediatly smitten by Guckert. After several foursomes involving Guckert, Rove, McClellan and a large sheep (known as betsy). It was decided that Guckert should be given a press pass so he could ask questions of the President. The idea is that George Bush has rougly the IQ of a raddish, and therefore it is hard for him to awnser questions that require even a modicum of thought. Thus the idea was that Guckert would ask easy questions of the president and would therefore become a friend of George Bush thus allowing Guckert to have sex with other members of the Bush administration like Andrew Card and Alberto Gonzales. Thankfully the fine people of Media Matters found out about Guckert and put an end to his sick evil plans.