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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 12:30 AM
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Have you ever farted in front of people on purpose?
:-)
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 12:30 AM
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1. almost daily
Edited on Fri Feb-25-05 12:31 AM by nothingshocksmeanymo
it's my favorite body function...flatulence is funny
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 12:31 AM
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2. Absolutely.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 12:31 AM
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3. My son is the champion of farting on command
He will announce and count down...3,2,1 then let it rip. Ugh!
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 12:33 AM
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4. A "Stupid Human Trick"!!!!
Get him on Letterman!!!!!

:-)
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 12:43 AM
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9. I really don't want to advertise that my eleven year old
is a fart machine. And yes, they are rank...we've rolled down car windows more than once because of him.
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shawcomm Donating Member (877 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 12:33 AM
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5. Does he give it the air horn pull?
:evilgrin:

If not, you should teach him that.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 12:42 AM
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8. He gives it a pelvic thrust
complete with arm movements...Just as his ass thrusts backward, he lets it rip.
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shawcomm Donating Member (877 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 01:53 AM
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11. Wow, you've got a prodigy on your hands.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 01:55 AM
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12. LOL
Well, he is classified as both gifted and special ed at the same time. (He's an Aspie...math in his head all day long, but don't ask him to write a paper.) I do what I can to discourage the super farts though.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 12:41 AM
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6. great way to make a point.
and win arguments, but you have to be smelly to do that.
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 12:42 AM
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7. It's only proper
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cags Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 12:46 AM
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10. Yes, In grocery aisles too just to embarass my kids.
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 01:56 AM
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13. Has the Lounge sunk to a new low....
or have I just been hanging out in GD for too long?
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 01:57 AM
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14. Tonight has been a little odd
We've had threads on farts, shit smells, bra sizes, and breast rubbing. Not the normal stuff for sure.
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 02:00 AM
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15. Of course.
Sometimes it is the only way that I can get my daughter to leave me alone!
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