Friday's Flame Fest - Subject: Cereal

Lucky Charms is the best cereal ever. It has toasty oat things and coloured marshmallows. How can you top that? The leprechaun is also the best cereal spokesperson. He totally beats Tony the Tiger.

Anyone who disagrees with me is a fool and without taste.

or colored marshmallows

take your pick

:bounce:

not a single flame from MOI.

Lucky Charms IS the best hands down.

c'mon! we'll take them on together

I don't want you or your filthy Irish cereal.

You bigot.

libruls are evil and will burn in hell for their evul

when insulting us, please refer to us as "micks," otherwise it's just a waste of hot air.

thank you

:-)

ass - that's for sure.

Those of us with refined tastes (for refined rice and sugar, obviously) know what good cereal is supposed to taste like.

Best. Cereal. Ever. End of discussion!! ;-)

I've eaten a whole box in one day on a couple of occasions.


Did I just say that?

The Cap'n could kick his ass! :grr: :grr:

everyone knows that.

:mad:

he was naked and passed out in his own vomit.

Captain Crunch is also wanted for war crimes committed on ships under his command

they were what made the capt'n crunch cereal the best commercials on TV

It's awesome! :)

I have to bring it back from Chicago for him (they don't sell it in Philadelphia).

Cereal worth schlepping from Chicago.

Now that's an ad slogan.

Snap, Crackle and Pop would kick that little un-murkin leprechaun's ass...

A cereal can't be considered good unless you can physically feel your teeth rotting while you eat it.

Cold cereal was the one "treat" we regularly had as kids, mainly because my mom HATED to get up and cook breakfast. So she endulged us with sugared cereals.

Amazingly, I have all my original teeth - except for the ones that were pulled to make room when I got braces.

i heard in a Kill Bill thread they did

although I can still get FrankenBerry and BooBerry up here in the land of General Mills (MN).

but i dont like fruity cereal that much, to be honest

You are able to feel the enamel rotting off your teeth!:crazy:

I'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs!

:D
FSC

Please give me anything for breakfest except a bowl of stale cold gruel washed to sogginess in milk.

damn liberal cereal eaters!

Recognize!

It it crunchy, sweet, and has 100% of everything.



http://www.hometownfavorites.com/shop/candy_cat.asp?c=24&p=1&id=381&newp=

All of that sugar and over processed flour ain't good for ya.

your truly,

a sanctimonious hypoglycemic

Just admit it.

I prefer Toastie-O's. The O's for the common working man.

Get off your ass.

There is NO substitute.

Unfortunately, the local stores (or was it Quaker?) saw fit to remove it from both it's incarnations here. (Brand named boxed Quisp and the bagged "Quaker Sweet Crunch")

I've been in serious sugar withdrawals for over a year now. ;(

None so deaf as those that will not hear

And none so tasteless as those that will not taste

Chocolate-Chip Cookie Crisp beats everything hands down.

I know it; you know it; yo' momma knows it.

TlalocW

Man, that stuff is good. But only for a box or two, then I have to move on to something else.

No, not all at one sitting!! (Though if someone ever dared me...)

Thinkin' they own everything. :)

Besides, Cocoa Pebbles are BETTER! :evilgrin:

We have bad tempers.

(just kidding)
:evilgrin:

Otherwise you'll be wearing cement shoes at the bottom of the East River. :evilgrin:

Don't mess with me.

Most Italians WISH their family was involved with the mob--mine actually WAS. My father's family was more into it than my mother's. My uncle Albert used to go on "jobs" with a bunch of big guys in dark suits. He used to steal all sorts of stuff from sporting goods stores, and if he got caught, he'd play the part of the innocent old man. Hell, he even asked my dad to become a hit man. Honest to God. My father, of course, turned him down graciously, but still...

My mother's family was less into it. Her four uncles, Albert, Alex, Dominic, and Paul used to run numbers, but that's really the extent of it.

So don't mess with purebred Italians. We have tempers just as bad as the Irish, but we're sneakier when it comes to revenge. :evilgrin:

EDIT: Smiley typo and tense change.

I remember when some gangster character got gunned down, my mother exclaimed, "He use to bounce me on his knee."

Pop got tired of being chased by the Coast Guard during prohibition so he hired them to run his rum.

And we all know how much trouble the Germans can be, so bug off.

but the cereal company just changed the recipe and made Lucky Charm and its ilk into WHOLE GRAIN cereals.

In other words, more healthy!

:scared:

Carry on.

...voted for Bush!:evilgrin:

He is also a homosexual who advances the gay agenda.

I can tell you're one of those Lucky Charm chomping Bush voters!

...Oz never gave anything to the Tin Man, that he didn't already have.

Steel cut oatmeal is the way to go.

(An artist planned a Performance Art piece to protest media representations of Irish & Irish/Americans as violent drunks. He asked his friends to send in our empty whiskey bottles--he would supply the rags & gasoline himself.

I need to see how the project is going. It should be quite a sensation on the art scene....)

Now you can feel secure that you're really eating healthy! :eyes:

and eat only those.

Great way to start the day! YUMMY!!!

QUISP
QUISP
QUISP

Puppies v. kittens, cereal, next it will probably be on the relative benefits of gum v. mints (DON'T get me started on THAT flamewar, I am sure it is obvious where any good Dem stands). I have had it with your inflamatory posts. You clearly are attempting to disrupt this board.

I have always hated them. x(. And I think that leprechaun spokesmodel is a sociopath, if not, a pathological liar, at any rate.

As for frosted Flakes, well . They're GREAT!!!

You magic hater.

next to it. I STOPPED eating cereal altogether when they stopped making Freakies. As for spokespeople...You can't get any better than a bunch of strung out monsters.x(

While digging though a box, I came upon a "Boss Moss" magnet. I knew his name, but couldn't remember what he represented.

Hmm... maybe I should go to e-bay.

On edit:

$10? good find!

http://www.freakies.com/

enjoy!

Except I can't get the damn things here, and Crispix just doesn't have the corny oomph of Chex. So the prize has to go to the first runner-up: Brown Sugar Mini-Wheats.

But really, cereal is not at all an important part of this nutritious breakfast, no matter what they tell you on teevee.

And the leprechaun has had to go back to his day job, as senator from Connecticut.

BTW, being an East Coaster, I have never been in British Columbia. My experience of New Brunswick and Nova Scotia was that the bread was awful: even from a bakery, it was white and squishy and had that consummate blandness of Wonder Bread. Is it the same in Vancouver, or has San Francisco sourdough made its way up the Pacific Rim?

:P

Dunno why. Sinfully grrrrrrrreat!

But then Froot Loops put out a version with marshmallows. Lucky Charms cannot compete with the fruity goodness AND marshmallow taste of Froot Loops!

None of them beat Crunch Berries though. Or Fruity Pebbles.

Who ain't grubbing on some Cocoa Puffs!! Better represent people!


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And so do people who eat the crap. Probably the kind of people who are going to line up to go to a so-called "cafe" that is opening near the Sears Tower and ONLY SERVES BOWLS OF CEREAL.

It's my way of celebrating my Irish heritage.

cardboard boxes just scrap everything out of your digestive tract and clean you out real good.

one bowl of Colon Blow.

with a side of pinetree.

:thumbsup: