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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 11:50 AM
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Face to Face with GWB: What would you say in 5 minutes ?
Edited on Fri Feb-25-05 11:57 AM by steve2470
No violence allowed. What would you say to this carbon-based life form who calls himself our President ?

Edit: Ok, profane is cool, as long as the moderators don't delete it.
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VTMechEngr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 11:53 AM
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1. Ah hah, we have been long looking for the Missing link, but
Now we have found it. Sir, could you please come to my lab?


On second thought: You are a dishonor to the element carbon everywhere.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 02:24 PM
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9. Where's the door?
No sir, you need to put bread in before it will make toast.


:shrug: :boring: :beer: :hurts:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 11:55 AM
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2. Why no violence or profanity
I'd be silent if I couldn't have at least one of the two. ;)
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 11:58 AM
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3. How would he explain (face to face, on TV) to an Iraqi mother
Edited on Fri Feb-25-05 11:59 AM by Redstone
whose two-year-old daughter had been killed by one of our bombs, exactly WHY her baby had to be murdered--specifically why the world is now a better place because her baby is dead.

Redstone
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 11:59 AM
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4. Have you no decency, sir?
At long last, have you no sense of decency? Why are you lying to Americans every day about so many things I've lost count? Why are our troops still dying in Iraq for WMD that don't exist? Why are you working so hard to dismantle the Constitutional protections that the Founding Fathers worked so hard to create?

And why, may I ask, are you such a FUCKING DOUCHEBAG???!!!
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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 12:01 PM
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5. Your proctologist just called
They found your f@#*ing HEAD!

--for starters--
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On Par Donating Member (912 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 12:02 PM
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6. Putin Had The Perfect Opportunity....
To address this carbon based life form....

To think Bush had the temerity to tell Putin that he(bush) lived in a country where he was held accountable!

Putin must be a consumate "tongue biting" politican not to cut loose on the dullard Bush by reminding him of the "rigged" election that exit polls show Kerry won by 5 million votes. Where only 3% of the ballots have yet been counted by hand in Ohio. How Bush was wired for a debate. Where Bush has closed ranks and shut out any dissenting voices. And along with other paid jounalists to promote WH propaganda, a male prostitute passing FBI and Secret Service vetting to obtain entrance to the White House, and obtaining White House secret info before any other news media had it.

As Bill Maher so aptly stated: "Guess we finally know what Bush meant when he said he had a Man-date."

OP
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bowens43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 12:19 PM
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7. I never want to get that close to the freaking idiot
but if I did, I think I would just turn my back to him and walk away.
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 02:13 PM
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8. kick nt
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loudestchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 02:41 PM
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10. I'd be hard pressed not to slap him in my righteous indignation.
Followed w/ "Why is my children's future less valuable than corporate profits? Why have you saddled every American child with this debt? How can you call yourself a Christian when every action you've taken as president has been in almost direct opposition to the teachings of Jesus Christ? And yes, I'd like a real answer."
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 02:47 PM
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11. It's too bad Babs didn't exercise "choice." n/t
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Glenda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 03:01 PM
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12. I'm still trying to get over the "face to face" part
I spring for the remote whenever I see 'it' on tv

:puke:
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daydreamer Donating Member (503 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 03:04 PM
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14. Where is that $9 billions vanished in Iraq?
How much was kicked back to your family?
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 03:02 PM
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13. can you get me some good coke?
uncut, of course.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 03:06 PM
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15. You are not my President
and you are the problem, not the solution
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 03:31 PM
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16. An incomprehensible stream of profanity.
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 04:29 PM
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17. "Hello, Mr. President. I'd like you to meet my grade-school classmate ...
... who was widowed on September 11th. I would like you to explain to her and her little girl, exactly why you didn't respond to the warnings and order all those planes grounded immediately. My friend is convinced that if you'd done that, her husband would still be alive. I understand that you might not feel comfortable with me in the room -- let me assure you that she is a medical professional and is used to confidential information. She's also used to seeing people crying and sobbing when they're unburdening themselves, so feel free to do that if you wish. I'll be going now. It was nice meeting you. (No, I don't want an autograph.) Goodbye, Mr. Bush."


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mdmc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 04:32 PM
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18. Your Grandfather thought your father would fuck up his good name, LOL
Walker would roll over in his grave if he knew what you do...
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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 10:30 PM
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19. kick nt
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mdmc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 11:25 PM
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21. :- )
:kick:
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cidliz2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-25-05 10:38 PM
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20. Your father was a smarter and better President than you, he was actually
ELECTED!

(the rest would be) F.... You F.....You F.....You
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benny05 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-26-05 10:34 AM
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22. I think I would take him to my mother's house in Texas
and show him how she lives, then I would ask him if he really thought he was doing the right thing about permanent tax cuts and his ideas on SS.

I give her 4% of my income at the moment, otherwise she would be homeless or dead.
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