Oh Ladies!!!...Look who is available!!!

underpants

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Fri Feb-25-05 02:11 PM
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Oh Ladies!!!...Look who is available!!!

Guys too!

Aerosmith (news - web sites) lead singer Steven Tyler, left, poses with his wife Teresa in New York, in this Feb. 13, 2001 file photo. The singer announced Sunday, Feb. 20, 2005, he and his wife Teresa of 17 years are separating. (AP Photo/Jennifer Graylock, File)

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WI_DEM

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Fri Feb-25-05 02:12 PM
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1. I suppose he will hook up with some 18-21 year old model.

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edbermac

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Fri Feb-25-05 02:14 PM
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2. Come on ladies, you're not THAT desperate...

I mean even Mick Jagger in his prime was an acquired taste...

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ClintonTyree

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Fri Feb-25-05 02:22 PM
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4. He could suck your entire head into a mouth like that................

and still have room to eat cheeze-its. Not my idea of a good looking man, but to each his own.

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underpants

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Fri Feb-25-05 02:25 PM
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6. You help me find my keys and we will DRIVE out of here

(you proabably know the joke)

I love that cheez-its line

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ET Awful

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Fri Feb-25-05 02:26 PM
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9. Really, if you want a skinny guy with big lips, I hear Jimmy Walker

is available :)

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sui generis

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Fri Feb-25-05 02:22 PM
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3. not into the walker and geritol set

plus, married, and all that. And my SO's face doesn't look like it was recently used to store a bowling ball.

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AlCzervik

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Fri Feb-25-05 02:24 PM
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5. yuck!

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underpants

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Fri Feb-25-05 02:26 PM
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8. I understand whole tables of women erupt in an effort to take his picture

Or at least that is what I saw on the TV.

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Bouncy Ball

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Fri Feb-25-05 02:26 PM
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7. I'm not into really thin guys

never have been.

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terrya

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Fri Feb-25-05 02:29 PM
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10. He does have those CS lips. Unfortunately, he's 87 years old...

or something like that. No, thanks.

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Fri Feb-25-05 02:48 PM
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11. I'll bet he was always available

I can't see Tyler ever being the faithful type...

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